Topic: A reply to Ms Pretty (Read 2462 times)

Up and down - is that not how we like it?

BTC is going up, and Ms Pretty is going down?
Oh my....That sounds like an interesting combo.

but if you tell her how much bitcoins are worth and then show her your wallet in increases your chances

never show a girl your mining setup , it reduces your chances.

yeah, god navigate those girls to us noble bitcoiners
we only want to save them from the bad guys

this is most common problems in girls "attracted to bad guys " god help those girls

There are plenty of nice girls left around, but some of them are attracted to really bad guys.

There are plenty of nice girls left around, but some of them are attracted to really bad guys.

ouch

he burned her so hard..

well, these days there are too many gold diggers, there aren't plenty of nice girls left around..

I agree, it's not always racist or exonophobic rabble, but most of the stories shared are often amusing or you can at least derive some amusement from people's stupidity and gullibility of what they easily and readily believe  .


You've gained respect for the fictional CEO?  

You've gained respect for the fictional CEO?  

Much of the social media is very fast paced, and there's little fact checking. I think the intelligent observer is able to draw his own conclusions, and although a lot is fake, stories like the one in this thread can be rather amusing. :p

After reading that, I have gained the utmost respect for the J.P. Morgan CEO, very nice reply. He's telling her that money and looks aren't everything. Very very good reply.

The following is what a women posted on a dating forum seeking a rich husband:

"  I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

    My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

    Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
    If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

    I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

    1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
    2) Which age group should I target?
    3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
    4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
    Ms. Pretty
"

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below:
"
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
"