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Topic: A waitress asked for my autograph. - page 2. (Read 2239 times)

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December 16, 2013, 12:59:27 PM
#9
I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now

Were you wearing the tutu on those occasions?

No. Normal clothes... Let me rephrase that.

Was you wearing the beard?
legendary
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December 16, 2013, 12:56:03 PM
#8
Who are you? You famous or something? 
legendary
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December 16, 2013, 12:35:24 PM
#7
Wowee you must be the coolest person evar!  Shocked
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December 16, 2013, 12:25:35 PM
#6
How does it feel to be a celebrity? Watch out for paparazzis!
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December 16, 2013, 12:20:48 PM
#5
I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now

Were you wearing the tutu on those occasions?

No. Normal clothes... Let me rephrase that.
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December 16, 2013, 12:16:31 PM
#4
I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now

Were you wearing the tutu on those occasions?
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December 16, 2013, 12:04:57 PM
#3
Lol, may be she is more talented in using your autograph Smiley.

Hope, she will message here where did she sold.
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December 16, 2013, 12:03:53 PM
#2
She's selling your autograph at ebay.
legendary
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December 16, 2013, 11:58:46 AM
#1
Yesterday morning I stopped at a cafe, oppose to the dinky service station available at that exit, for a cup of coffee for the road and to take a shit (apologies to the non-coffee drinkers  Roll Eyes). I asked the pretty petite girl donning the usual metal, once only saved for earlobes, if they took Bitcoin. She replied no, but said she heard about it when I asked her. Then I told her who I was. Come to find out, she has visited BitcoinTalk, and her sister is a big Bitcoin fan, of which is probably a member here. She asked for my autograph, of which is going to be given to her sister as a Christmas present, having to now no longer worrying about what to give her.

Soon, I'll be able to charge $400K USD for speaking fees, along with charging 1 BTC for lap dances at bridal showers. I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now ever since Bitcoin started to enter the mainstream. I don't know what my future agent will be charging for commercials, but the first one I'll do free minus expenses since I'm a nice guy.

I look forward to the girl that received my autograph as a Christmas present to post here and state how happy she was/is.

~TMIBTCITW
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