Can I pay you in moon rock? One pound at $7,000+ per gram. What do you think about this design I made:
The probe would be in the top section. Looks pretty simple to me, just needs some LOx tanks, some fuel injection, carbon fiber or aluminum frame and tungsten plating. I'm thinking it should be propelled on a railgun-type mechanism where the rocket can detach at a high speed. To avoid legal issues, we can float the entire setup in the Atlantic Ocean on 8'x8' dock floats.
Once it gets near orbit in the right position, the top module will detach and the base will parachute down to earth. When it reaches the destination (the moon) it will parachute in and deploy this probe:
It will drill into the moon surface and collect moon rock/dust. It will need some different camera sensors so we can record any UFOs and stream them back to earth. After a week or two it's legs will disengage as it launches back to earth.
If we need a satellite to transmit signal to our moon probe, we can launch one separately.