Hardest part to believe in this fiction would be about not having sex in 5 years.
Otherwise if you're that rusty, order a hooker to refresh your knowledge (if you cannot take the risk of embarrassing yourself)
Topic: Almost got laid last night, messed up BAD, please help... (Read 3012 times)
What about reading posts before answering guys?
What the Hell is wrong with you? Why do you keep stealing other people's tales of sexual incompetence? Are you trying to build some sort of reputation, or what?
Ok, I wouldn't try using 2 condoms, that seems like it's only going to lead to problems (keeping it on and the girl doesn't want to see that).
I think they have medications or lubes etc. if you finish too fast. You can use "practice" yourself to make yourself last longer too. You were def too nervous, you won't be as nervous next time, it's fine just relax, no one expects guys to be pros like pornstars man!
Don't think about yourself or whether you're hard, it doesn't work. Think how hot she is and how much fun it's going to be.
I think they have medications or lubes etc. if you finish too fast. You can use "practice" yourself to make yourself last longer too. You were def too nervous, you won't be as nervous next time, it's fine just relax, no one expects guys to be pros like pornstars man!
Don't think about yourself or whether you're hard, it doesn't work. Think how hot she is and how much fun it's going to be.
Tough night.. but for future references try to relax, and don't drink so much as it doesn't help with getting a boner..
Is she hot?
You really need to relax...telling your p. to get hard wont cut it out...Here is my advice:
Rent a girl for the night,get her to teach you how to relax and even to tell you some tips.practice a bit
and then call the girl from the party and ask for a second chance,say that you were really drunk or something.And this time use what you have learned from the little practice you had,and don`t think about the night before.She will be surprised
Rent a girl for the night,get her to teach you how to relax and even to tell you some tips.practice a bit
and then call the girl from the party and ask for a second chance,say that you were really drunk or something.And this time use what you have learned from the little practice you had,and don`t think about the night before.She will be surprised 
I think any normal male has had a similar experience. Getting hard under pressure is like trying to sleep when you can't...if you look at the clock, you're just going to think "God I should be asleep by now". Same thing when it comes to getting hard-you literally pray to your penis to work for you. The trick is relaxation...but thats easier said than done. I just pretend I'm some stud and the girl is the lucky one. Lol it might actually work for you. But anyways, don't feel bad. For one thing it'll just put a damper on it next time you get laid. Laugh about it, relax and get laid!
What the Hell is wrong with you? Why do you keep stealing other people's tales of sexual incompetence? Are you trying to build some sort of reputation, or what?
In that case...
I'd like to let you in on a little secret. Despite the fact that in movies and books, women seem to have no problem achieving orgasms (and fantastic, multiple ones at that), the truth is that many women have a great variety of problems when it comes to orgasms.
Some women experience orgasms rarely or never. Most cannot climax simply through intercourse alone but need direct clitoral stimulation.
If you are not used to the direct way in which I approach this topic, please excuse me, but I am always frank. It's the best way to communicate. On radio and television, I tell women to seek professional help if they are having difficulties reaching orgasm. In my private practice, the advice I give most often to women is that they have to be able to bring themselves to orgasm before they can expect to do so with a partner. (of course, if a woman has strong personal or religious beliefs against self stimulation, my advice to her is different).
One therapeutic approach that I recommend frequently to women who would benefit from it, is the use of a vibrator.
A vibrator used during masturbation can almost always give a woman an orgasm. That does not mean that fingers or running water or other methods don't work, only that vibrators are more effective. This is very useful, particularly for those just learning how to masturbate.
If your story is ture, which on this forum I am always skeptical, you should tell the girl the truth.
Generally double wrapping is something that is done when the chick is a slut and diseases might be caught, well that's the myth anyway.
maybe she took offence and thought you think she is a slut who sleeps around?
I think if you told her the truth as you just told us, included the bits with you insecurities, struggling to get hard, faping in th bathroom, double wrapping to try and keep a hard on, maybe just maybe the girl might see the funny side and relise your actions were to try and impress/ not dissapoint her.
We are all human with insecurities
Do you have troubles reading previous before posting?Generally double wrapping is something that is done when the chick is a slut and diseases might be caught, well that's the myth anyway.
maybe she took offence and thought you think she is a slut who sleeps around?
I think if you told her the truth as you just told us, included the bits with you insecurities, struggling to get hard, faping in th bathroom, double wrapping to try and keep a hard on, maybe just maybe the girl might see the funny side and relise your actions were to try and impress/ not dissapoint her.
We are all human with insecurities
I actually was on my mobile and did not read the whole thread, just the OP. after writing my reply i saw the posts regarding the fake/stolen story. As my opening sentence said, i have trouble believing any of these personal stories on this forum.
still some solid advice can be given/taken from these things.
If your story is ture, which on this forum I am always skeptical, you should tell the girl the truth.
Generally double wrapping is something that is done when the chick is a slut and diseases might be caught, well that's the myth anyway.
maybe she took offence and thought you think she is a slut who sleeps around?
I think if you told her the truth as you just told us, included the bits with you insecurities, struggling to get hard, faping in th bathroom, double wrapping to try and keep a hard on, maybe just maybe the girl might see the funny side and relise your actions were to try and impress/ not dissapoint her.
We are all human with insecurities
Do you have troubles reading previous before posting? Generally double wrapping is something that is done when the chick is a slut and diseases might be caught, well that's the myth anyway.
maybe she took offence and thought you think she is a slut who sleeps around?
I think if you told her the truth as you just told us, included the bits with you insecurities, struggling to get hard, faping in th bathroom, double wrapping to try and keep a hard on, maybe just maybe the girl might see the funny side and relise your actions were to try and impress/ not dissapoint her.
We are all human with insecurities
If your story is ture, which on this forum I am always skeptical, you should tell the girl the truth.
Generally double wrapping is something that is done when the chick is a slut and diseases might be caught, well that's the myth anyway.
maybe she took offence and thought you think she is a slut who sleeps around?
I think if you told her the truth as you just told us, included the bits with you insecurities, struggling to get hard, faping in th bathroom, double wrapping to try and keep a hard on, maybe just maybe the girl might see the funny side and relise your actions were to try and impress/ not dissapoint her.
We are all human with insecurities
Generally double wrapping is something that is done when the chick is a slut and diseases might be caught, well that's the myth anyway.
maybe she took offence and thought you think she is a slut who sleeps around?
I think if you told her the truth as you just told us, included the bits with you insecurities, struggling to get hard, faping in th bathroom, double wrapping to try and keep a hard on, maybe just maybe the girl might see the funny side and relise your actions were to try and impress/ not dissapoint her.
We are all human with insecurities
What the Hell is wrong with you? Why do you keep stealing other people's tales of sexual incompetence? Are you trying to build some sort of reputation, or what?
HaHa OP If you're going to steal a story try one that doesn't make you look like a dumbfuck.
What the Hell is wrong with you? Why do you keep stealing other people's tales of sexual incompetence? Are you trying to build some sort of reputation, or what?
Ok this is embarrassing but I have an issue with social anxiety mixed with some awkwardness and inexperience but please minimize your poking fun. I really am trying to improve how I interact with people and could use good advice
So I went to a party last night and to make a long story short, it didn't go so well. I won't go into the details of that right now, but let's just say it could have gone better. But, I still ended up going home with a girl.
Some info about her...she's 25, studying to be a nurse, and she's close friends with the host of the party...a girl who is a manager at the gym I go to. So I went back to her place. We were both pretty drunk...and I was definitely nervous. I haven't had sex in quite some time (not a virgin, but it's been about 5 years) and the last time I had sex it didn't go so well. So we start off making out, and I guess I did a good job because she didn't complain or say anything bad at that point. Here's where things turned for the worse.
She smiles at me, turns off the light, says "do you know what I'd like?", and starts pushing my head downwards. I laugh a little and try to play it cool, but I'm honestly terrified as fuck. I've never done this shit before and I literally have no idea wtf I'm going to do. So I lift her dress up and pull her panties there and man oh man it's sitting right there smiling at me. Jesus. So I go down there and I guess I started licking the wrong part because she sort of adjusts my head a few times. It lasted for about 2 minutes and then she said, "Okay well let's just try something different." Thank God that was over with. So then she pushes me on my back and starts to pull my pants down. I start thinking, "Oh God come on get hard get hard get hard," and of course my dick is just sitting there. She starts sucking on my dick and nothing is happening!! It's just sitting there. After a minute or so she looks at me and says, "Is something wrong?" I lied and told her I was just too drunk. So she keeps doing it for a bit and eventually I get this sorry excuse for a half-boner. She says, "Well good, enough of that...let's get down to business." She asks if I have a condom and luckily I brought three, so I go to the bathroom. This is where it gets really crappy and awkward.
I excuse myself to the bathroom and head on in there. I pull the condoms out of my pocket but I wasn't really sure what one to use since I had three different kinds. I decided to just go with the regular Trojan and prayed it would be the right size. The only problem is I'm not nearly hard enough and the stupid condom is slippery as fuck. I started to panic and my little half erection started to go back down...so I got really desperate at this point. I pulled out my Droid smartphone and started watching porn. I went to the first video I could find and started fapping right there in the bathroom. The entire time I was thinking, "Jesus christ please get hard again" which I don't think helped anything. Eventually I got hard again and got the condom over my dick. So the last time I had sex I didn't last long AT ALL, and I didn't want that to happen again. I remembered what a buddy had told me...put on a second condom to last longer. So I took the magnum Trojan I had and slipped it on top of the regular one I already had. This turned out to be a huge fuckinging mistake.
So eventually I feel like I'm good to go. I exit the bathroom and the girl is asleep on the bed. I nudge her and asked if she still wanted to do this. She opened her eyes and smiled and shook her head yes, so I decided to go for it. I lifted her legs and started poking around with my dink and eventually found the right hole. I started thrusting a bit and she started moaning, and then it happened. The stupid magnum condom slipped off inside of her. She noticed right away and stopped me. She said, "hold up your condom slipped off, let me put it back on." So she reached down, fished it out, and went to put it back on me. However, she immediately noticed I already had one on. She said, "What the fuck?" and just sort of stared at me. At this point, I instantly lost what erection I had and just sort of drooped down with this awkward condom just stuck on me. I think I said something like "Oh uh, I guess I forgot I already had one on", but I was so fucking red and sweating and nervous that I honestly could have said anything. She just sort of sat there and shook her head and said, "I think you should probably go home." I got dressed and went to kiss her and she just turned away. I asked if I could see her again and she said she'd call me, but I'm a bit skeptical considering she doesn't have my number and didn't ask for it. We had taken a cab back to her place from the party, so I ended up walking home at around 4am. It was about a 5 mile walk and it started raining, I just wanted to curl up in my bed and cry.
The worst part is, this girl is super close friends with the manager at the gym I go to. I'm almost certain she's going to tell her about what happened. It's going to be embarrassing as hell and I'm not sure I can show my face there anymore. It's the only decent gym in town and the girl works there 5 days a week during the only hours I can go. I have no idea what the hell to do now or how to fix this situation.
Any advice? I'm sorry for the wall of text, but I figured you all should know the details so you can give the best advice.
wow man, it's a pity for you. So I went to a party last night and to make a long story short, it didn't go so well. I won't go into the details of that right now, but let's just say it could have gone better. But, I still ended up going home with a girl.
Some info about her...she's 25, studying to be a nurse, and she's close friends with the host of the party...a girl who is a manager at the gym I go to. So I went back to her place. We were both pretty drunk...and I was definitely nervous. I haven't had sex in quite some time (not a virgin, but it's been about 5 years) and the last time I had sex it didn't go so well. So we start off making out, and I guess I did a good job because she didn't complain or say anything bad at that point. Here's where things turned for the worse.
She smiles at me, turns off the light, says "do you know what I'd like?", and starts pushing my head downwards. I laugh a little and try to play it cool, but I'm honestly terrified as fuck. I've never done this shit before and I literally have no idea wtf I'm going to do. So I lift her dress up and pull her panties there and man oh man it's sitting right there smiling at me. Jesus. So I go down there and I guess I started licking the wrong part because she sort of adjusts my head a few times. It lasted for about 2 minutes and then she said, "Okay well let's just try something different." Thank God that was over with. So then she pushes me on my back and starts to pull my pants down. I start thinking, "Oh God come on get hard get hard get hard," and of course my dick is just sitting there. She starts sucking on my dick and nothing is happening!! It's just sitting there. After a minute or so she looks at me and says, "Is something wrong?" I lied and told her I was just too drunk. So she keeps doing it for a bit and eventually I get this sorry excuse for a half-boner. She says, "Well good, enough of that...let's get down to business." She asks if I have a condom and luckily I brought three, so I go to the bathroom. This is where it gets really crappy and awkward.
I excuse myself to the bathroom and head on in there. I pull the condoms out of my pocket but I wasn't really sure what one to use since I had three different kinds. I decided to just go with the regular Trojan and prayed it would be the right size. The only problem is I'm not nearly hard enough and the stupid condom is slippery as fuck. I started to panic and my little half erection started to go back down...so I got really desperate at this point. I pulled out my Droid smartphone and started watching porn. I went to the first video I could find and started fapping right there in the bathroom. The entire time I was thinking, "Jesus christ please get hard again" which I don't think helped anything. Eventually I got hard again and got the condom over my dick. So the last time I had sex I didn't last long AT ALL, and I didn't want that to happen again. I remembered what a buddy had told me...put on a second condom to last longer. So I took the magnum Trojan I had and slipped it on top of the regular one I already had. This turned out to be a huge fuckinging mistake.
So eventually I feel like I'm good to go. I exit the bathroom and the girl is asleep on the bed. I nudge her and asked if she still wanted to do this. She opened her eyes and smiled and shook her head yes, so I decided to go for it. I lifted her legs and started poking around with my dink and eventually found the right hole. I started thrusting a bit and she started moaning, and then it happened. The stupid magnum condom slipped off inside of her. She noticed right away and stopped me. She said, "hold up your condom slipped off, let me put it back on." So she reached down, fished it out, and went to put it back on me. However, she immediately noticed I already had one on. She said, "What the fuck?" and just sort of stared at me. At this point, I instantly lost what erection I had and just sort of drooped down with this awkward condom just stuck on me. I think I said something like "Oh uh, I guess I forgot I already had one on", but I was so fucking red and sweating and nervous that I honestly could have said anything. She just sort of sat there and shook her head and said, "I think you should probably go home." I got dressed and went to kiss her and she just turned away. I asked if I could see her again and she said she'd call me, but I'm a bit skeptical considering she doesn't have my number and didn't ask for it. We had taken a cab back to her place from the party, so I ended up walking home at around 4am. It was about a 5 mile walk and it started raining, I just wanted to curl up in my bed and cry.
The worst part is, this girl is super close friends with the manager at the gym I go to. I'm almost certain she's going to tell her about what happened. It's going to be embarrassing as hell and I'm not sure I can show my face there anymore. It's the only decent gym in town and the girl works there 5 days a week during the only hours I can go. I have no idea what the hell to do now or how to fix this situation.
Any advice? I'm sorry for the wall of text, but I figured you all should know the details so you can give the best advice.
Moderation
Look up tips on how to give oral. Basically if you can do oral very well, the rest of the time should be easy peezy unless they're not a fan of clitoral orgasms (I am and most girls I know). Look up tips online for this sort of stuff.
By the way she got mad because you instantly lied instead of just saying I wanted to last longer. She knew why you did it.
Stop watching porn by the way.
By the way she got mad because you instantly lied instead of just saying I wanted to last longer. She knew why you did it.
keep watching porn but in your free time
not right before sex
porn is good because if you don't fap in a month or so you'll end in 2 minutes when you get laid, just don't watch porn when you're about to get laid that's just foolish
http://yourbrainonporn.com/
Look up tips on how to give oral. Basically if you can do oral very well, the rest of the time should be easy peezy unless they're not a fan of clitoral orgasms (I am and most girls I know). Look up tips online for this sort of stuff.
By the way she got mad because you instantly lied instead of just saying I wanted to last longer. She knew why you did it.
Stop watching porn by the way.
By the way she got mad because you instantly lied instead of just saying I wanted to last longer. She knew why you did it.
keep watching porn but in your free time
not right before sex
porn is good because if you don't fap in a month or so you'll end in 2 minutes when you get laid, just don't watch porn when you're about to get laid that's just foolish
Look up tips on how to give oral. Basically if you can do oral very well, the rest of the time should be easy peezy unless they're not a fan of clitoral orgasms (I am and most girls I know). Look up tips online for this sort of stuff.
By the way she got mad because you instantly lied instead of just saying I wanted to last longer. She knew why you did it.
Stop watching porn by the way.
By the way she got mad because you instantly lied instead of just saying I wanted to last longer. She knew why you did it.
Stop watching porn by the way.
next time drink less and remember there is called thing viagra...
I don't think he carries those pills around. Jump to: