Considering that OP isn't keen on walking himself through a KYC procedure, it probably won't be a proper alternative.
Yeah, it requires a KYC but you don't need to wait for more than a week to be verified since he is looking for a quick way alternative. I suggested it because you don't need to wait longer for KYC verification based on my experience I'm verified within a day after submitting all the requirements.
But if he is looking for no KYC then the suggested by squatter is the best option.
How about looking for someone near who can sell crypto? We have a section here and I think there are some users there who can offer meetups or buying crypto(As P2P).
@Astargath
Check the Bisq it seems they don't require a KYC verification it is a P2P Fiat Bitcoin exchange.
The only problem for this you need to install their clients and if you experienced some issues like "the software blocked by the AV" just whitelist the Bisq clients.
Just recently found this when searching on the forum it seems interesting p2p client.
This might be their official thread https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/bisqnetwork-decentralized-exchange-httpsbisqnetwork-4509053