So even like $1,000-$3,000 bitcoins would fit on just one DVD?
You could store all the bitcoins that will ever exist on a single CD.
For that matter, if you could find a drive for it, you could store all the bitcoins that will ever exist on a single 5.25 inch single sided 360 KB floppy disk.
If you have a pencil and a piece of paper, and you can manage to write 50 letters and numbers without making a mistake, you could store all the bitcoins that will ever exist with that tiny piece of paper.
Um no. The OP idea was silly but that doesn't make your statements any less implausible.
There are currently 643,808 discrete non-zero addresses in the blockchain. At a minimum you would need 157.18 MB of storage.