Topic: Amazing business opportunity, 500% ROI DAILY! Act now!!! - page 2. (Read 3046 times)
i'm in as soon as i get my coins back from pirate40
I will only do it for 501%. If you can do that for me, I'm in.
LOL..... is it the smellier the more valuable or is it like 1 btc = 1 jerkin hobo?
Untill further notice, all interest is now being paid in the form of masterbating hobos (the most stable form of currency known to man). Sorry for the convenience.
damn why didn't I just reply again instead of editing the post... ^
Agreed
all agreemeents not involving dancing poodles are non-binding
all agreemeents not involving dancing poodles are non-binding
I will deposit donate 10 BTC if we can agree on 2.5million % interest compounded by the minute...
edit: but we must each exchange 1 dancing poodle, The poodle must have at least 1 state fair winning ribbon or our agreement is null and void.
I will give you a chance to edit but you only have 30 seconds, I am very eager to start making the millions
edit: but we must each exchange 1 dancing poodle, The poodle must have at least 1 state fair winning ribbon or our agreement is null and void.
I will give you a chance to edit but you only have 30 seconds, I am very eager to start making the millions
I hope it's girl hugs, not bear hugs.
Why are you homophobic?Have you seen one of these things? They're huge!
I hope it's girl hugs, not bear hugs.
Why are you homophobic?Have you seen one of these things? They're huge!
and they have bear powers
I hope it's girl hugs, not bear hugs.
Why are you homophobic?Have you seen one of these things? They're huge!
I hope it's girl hugs, not bear hugs.
Why are you homophobic?
I hope it's girl hugs, not bear hugs.
I appreciate your investment, it has already earned lots of interest. You shall recieve your first dividend in the amount of 250 btc cheeto crumbs and hugs, very soon.
I like hugs
I appreciate your investment, it has already earned lots of interest. You shall recieve your first dividend in the amount of 250 btc cheeto crumbs and hugs, very soon.
I 'invested' just for the humor factor... I literally lold and it was worth that.
Fuck the naysayers. I'm in.
So what you're saying is I can never prepare for the zombie apocalypse?
*trembles*
*trembles*
Do you hate money? Did you miss your opportunity to get scammed by bitcoinica? Do you wish you'd tied up all your money with pirate? Would you like to be part of the lucky majority who got taken by a bitcoin scam?
If so, then step right up! For a limited time only, I am offering to steal your money!
Here's how it works..I'm going to offer an obvious scam with an unbelievable return on investment, and you will be stupid enough to send me money. I will lie to you, and tell you that you are earning LOTS of money on your "investment" (meanwhile, I'll be spending your hard earned cash on cheetos and steam games). After a while, I will run away with the all the remaining cash, and I will still have rubes defending my Internet Honor on the forums.
Just send your money to the address in the signature. It'll make you rich. Also, supermodels will want have sex with you.
If so, then step right up! For a limited time only, I am offering to steal your money!
Here's how it works..I'm going to offer an obvious scam with an unbelievable return on investment, and you will be stupid enough to send me money. I will lie to you, and tell you that you are earning LOTS of money on your "investment" (meanwhile, I'll be spending your hard earned cash on cheetos and steam games). After a while, I will run away with the all the remaining cash, and I will still have rubes defending my Internet Honor on the forums.
Just send your money to the address in the signature. It'll make you rich. Also, supermodels will want have sex with you.
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