Thanks for the excellent feedback.
If this is excellent I bet nobody eats what you cook.
If you were to make the list of "events which might have killed Bitcoin", MtGox's hack is indisputably at #1, above the Pirate heist, above the recent unexpected fork, above everything else. This is MtGox's legacy: they're a historical threat to Bitcoin' continued existence and a permanent nuisance in the day to day life of it. To further illustrate this point:
Mar 04 19:15:17 blu3gr1ffon ;;goxlag
Mar 04 19:15:22 gribble 106.133771 seconds
Mar 06 04:46:15 Ukto ;;goxlag
Mar 06 04:46:15 gribble 78.10124 seconds
Mar 06 05:17:03 Chaang-Noi ;;goxlag
Mar 06 05:17:05 gribble 456.476647 seconds
Mar 06 11:41:29 dub ;;goxlag
Mar 06 11:41:46 gribble 245.37453 seconds
Mar 07 01:58:34 kakobrekla ;;goxlag
Mar 07 01:58:37 gribble 471.638897 seconds
Mar 11 09:35:00 jurov ;;goxlag
Mar 11 09:35:01 gribble 2025.557307 seconds
Mar 11 09:35:10 jurov what is the record?
Mar 12 03:53:17 dub ;;goxlag
Mar 12 03:53:18 gribble 38.016469 seconds
Mar 12 04:12:36 smickles ;;goxlag
Mar 12 04:12:36 gribble 157.044926 seconds
Mar 12 04:23:10 gesell ;;goxlag
Mar 12 04:23:11 gribble 199.519792 seconds
Let's skip to recent times:
Mar 29 00:34:07 Bitesaak ;;goxlag
Mar 29 00:34:07 gribble 288.72481 seconds
Mar 29 00:40:41 thestringpuller ;;goxlag
Mar 29 00:40:41 gribble 167.450794 seconds
It's so bad we have a special command to query it! And it's so funny people have taken to embellishing it:
Apr 03 09:24:23 ThickAsThieves ;;goxlag
Apr 03 09:24:24 gribble MtGox lag is 219.524796 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.439925233262 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin from the Sun to Mercury (0.39 AU).
Apr 03 11:50:16 dub ;;goxlag
Apr 03 11:50:16 gribble MtGox lag is 468.536678 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.938942256714 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin from the Sun to Earth (1 AU).
Apr 03 17:52:42 TomServo ;;goxlag
Apr 03 17:52:42 gribble MtGox lag is 6048.679827 seconds. During this time, light travels 12.1214866489 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin from the Sun to Saturn (9.54 AU).
Apr 03 18:03:07 thestringpuller ;;goxlag
Apr 03 18:03:07 gribble MtGox lag is 5455.751923 seconds. During this time, light travels 10.933265768 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin from the Sun to Saturn (9.54 AU).
The notion that you're running an exchange with multisecond lag is ridiculous on its face. I'm not even sure why this has to be spelled out, it's beyond ridiculous. It's like Monty Python's cheese shop, it's like Monty Python's "self defense classes", it's like a comedy routine. This is what we use you for, MtGox, comedic relief. You're not an exchange, okay? You're Bitcoin's very own Comedy Central.
So now, armed with this basic understanding of what's what and where we're standing, let us dissect MtGox's most recent load of bullcrap (
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