Well I had to read it to assess whether I liked it or not.
And now that I've ingested such a toxic venomous spew session by a very very very unhappy and sad little fellow let me just say this:
I followed Tao's guide (get it here https://darkcointalk.org/threads/taos-masternode-setup-guide-for-dummies.2680/#post-25672) and found it to be relatively straight forward. I had a masternode setup within a short time and I've since followed his guide a few times to upgrade darkcoind too. All without too much difficulty.
I'm not sure what you're expecting. There are steps you need to follow and tools (like PuTTY) you need to use. It's not terribly difficult but does require some patience and willingness to work through each step.
If you are so special that you know how to write up some sort of mythological "compressed-down-to-a-few-key-sentences" wonder guide that's a quantum leap over and above those that have been written, then instead of carrying on like the toddlers chucking massive tantrums georgem's so aptly posted, why don't you put something together and grace us with your extraordinary insight and advanced communication capabilities?
In the meantime though, you've basically vomited all over the good work Tao, Tante and others have done and carried on like the grand poobah of fucktards whose seemingly only purpose in life is to put shit on EVERYONE.
You're an intelligent guy Camo but geez you're a fuckwit too.