OMG!!! I missed the IPO!!!! God damn it, I need to mine this like some fucking pleb!?!?!?!?
If I had a time machine and could only use it once, I wouldn't go back to kill Hitler or stop 9/11, oh no. I would go back in time to buy into this IPO. It was only the chance of a lifetime!!!!
Well, I may as well make the best of it and start mining. My balls are literally swelling with excitement!!!!
Now now, there is no need to be jealous...there is plenty of duck to go around....