Just kidding; don't slap anyone. Instead, go to places like these:
http://cryptocoinupdates.com/contact-us
http://www.technologyreview.com/contact/submit/?type=tip
http://www.coindesk.com/contact-us
http://cryptolife.net/contact-us
http://cryptocoinchronicle.com/contact
http://altcoinpress.com/contact
(Or pick your own favorite crypto-related websites and visit their contact pages; the links above are just an example)
Fill in the contact form on the page (or use email) and say something like this:
"SUPERCOIN is fast. SUPER fast. Faster than a speeding bullet.
SUPERCOIN will soon make crypto history with "Phase 2" of development, featuring a fully decentralized p2p anonymous system.
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/annsupercoinfirst-p2p-decentralized-trustless-anonymous-wallet-coming-soon-618552
http://www.super-coin.net"
(Or describe Supercoin in your own words; "SELL" IT.)
And use your Facebox and Twatter (or whatever other social media) to twatter the Gospel of Supercoin to the masses.
Can I get a fuckin AMEN, brothers?