I think you made your question only to people think "Bob's dick", right?
who is Dick ? is that Alice's secret lover or something ?
When did Alice get a Dick?
are you jelly because Alice meet Dick and you meet Bob ?
Wait, I'm stuck with Bob?
didnt you just said it urself that Alice is has
So, doesn't anybody wanna French kiss me so that I can transfer some Bob?
if the kiss is French, can you get pregnant?
Is it safe to assume you've never been to France?
would you like to impregnate a French?
would you like to impregnate a French?
that depends. do I have to take responsibility for the baby that will born later?
dont you want to impregnate every girl on the planet if there is no responsibility ?
Would there be pizza afterwards.
Is it pizza you want or a higher post count?
Can I not have both?
you can't eat post count, why do you want such useless thing?
Aren't leftover posts just as good when served cold the next day?
Isn't thing is getting more technical?
Did anyone else notice Gleb forgot the question mark six posts back. 
