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Topic: Are you a virgin? - page 4. (Read 11067 times)

legendary
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beware of your keys.
August 11, 2015, 08:18:54 AM
i am a virgin because i am not above the legal age.
full member
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Merit: 100
August 11, 2015, 05:58:54 AM
yup i am
legendary
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Merit: 1001
August 10, 2015, 10:59:33 PM
no, i am not virgin since 2013
i am married on january 2013
and now i have a little angel (daughter)
newbie
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Merit: 0
August 10, 2015, 07:52:29 PM
if you always wore a condom you're still a virgin.

Your right, I feel unconfortable with the condom like real virgin

Still rockin virgin since '91 and proud of if.
legendary
Activity: 1078
Merit: 1014
August 10, 2015, 07:31:49 AM
not sure, attempted to make the insertion a couple of times in 2010 but with plastic on, could not finish the act due to loss of rigidity in the member (probably the plastic and nerves), they tell me it still counts as went inside but i think no
newbie
Activity: 56
Merit: 0
August 09, 2015, 09:09:37 PM
I am a born again virgin saving myself for our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
full member
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Merit: 100
August 09, 2015, 09:00:24 PM
No i am not a virgin. I have a very healthy sex life Smiley Try it you will love it Tongue
newbie
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Merit: 0
August 08, 2015, 06:09:20 PM
do you think it is a bad thing to be still virgin at the age of 22?

newbie
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Merit: 0
August 08, 2015, 04:26:26 PM
I am a virgin.  Nothing wrong with that. Smiley
newbie
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August 08, 2015, 01:42:54 PM
I'm a virgin. what? you got a problem with that?  Angry
legendary
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Merit: 1000
August 08, 2015, 01:27:05 PM
No!  Cool Cool
hero member
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Merit: 500
August 08, 2015, 01:16:37 PM
Nope... But to all the virgins: stay that way. Once you pop, you can't stop... It's all downhill from there  Undecided
full member
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Merit: 100
July 23, 2015, 07:52:07 PM
yes i'm
legendary
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Merit: 1393
You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
July 23, 2015, 02:44:01 PM
I have two daughters and I am virgin.  Grin

That reminds me of an old joke: A guy and his girlfriend are sitting on a sofa watching TV. The guy slowly runs his hand from the girls knee up under her skirt when she stops him and says, "I've never done anything like this before". The guy turns to her and says, "Really? Your son tells me your ex-husband did this all the time".

Wait who the fuck would know and talk about their mother's sex life with a random dude who wants to bone her Sad



Humor is lost on you, isn't it? The joke is that she has a son and an ex-husband so obviously she's had sex before. Women always pretend to be virgins and men always pretend to be experienced when usually it's the other way around.

Here's something more your speed: Old mother Hubbard looked in her cupboard to give her poor dog a bone. Hubbard bent over, rover took over and she got a bone of her own.
hero member
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July 23, 2015, 01:12:05 PM
I have two daughters and I am virgin.  Grin

That reminds me of an old joke: A guy and his girlfriend are sitting on a sofa watching TV. The guy slowly runs his hand from the girls knee up under her skirt when she stops him and says, "I've never done anything like this before". The guy turns to her and says, "Really? Your son tells me your ex-husband did this all the time".

Wait who the fuck would know and talk about their mother's sex life with a random dude who wants to bone her Sad

legendary
Activity: 2156
Merit: 1393
You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
July 23, 2015, 09:39:19 AM
I have two daughters and I am virgin.  Grin

That reminds me of an old joke: A guy and his girlfriend are sitting on a sofa watching TV. The guy slowly runs his hand from the girls knee up under her skirt when she stops him and says, "I've never done anything like this before". The guy turns to her and says, "Really? Your son tells me your ex-husband did this all the time".
newbie
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Merit: 0
July 23, 2015, 08:52:09 AM
I have two daughters and I am virgin.  Grin
newbie
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Merit: 0
July 23, 2015, 03:01:35 AM
Yeah I am.
full member
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Merit: 100
July 23, 2015, 01:22:44 AM
absolutely im virgin between 0-15 years old
member
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Merit: 10
July 23, 2015, 01:10:52 AM
I too, am on my way to becoming a powerful wizard. Just 8 more years to go!  Grin

Good for you! You should want to stay away from that piss smelling, bloody, cheesy, yeast factory with little bits of toilet paper stuck in its beard. ROFL

Not to mention the risk of STDs and pregnancy. But then, again... orgasms. My general motto is "don't have sex until you're ready to have kids". I know, condoms and other birth control, but at least that way I know that no woman can come tell me "this is your son" out nowhere. When I graduate from college (about four or five years from now), I would be able to instantly deal with any sex-related knife complicating thing. So for now, despite the women in my life that I'm pretty sure would be dtf, I stay... "inexperienced".
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