Topic: at wits end - illegal, unwelcome person living on property. how to remove? (Read 1853 times)

There's smaller stuff like BMP's and APC's that are less than $10,000 but they'll still be pretty powerful, the main point is a car will cost stupid amounts of insurance in my country and on top of that even a tiny hatchback is usually above these prices but with these you basically can fit several people in them if you need to.

Also, I'm in the UK so yeah

throw the person out and tell them what will happen should they return, are there no men left on this fucking planet?

first call the police and only then a lawyer.

Thank you armchair lawyers.

Thanks man, but they don't look too cheap unless I'm looking at the wrong page? I see this which seems to be the cheapest tank at $17 812, but apparently one would have to buy a transporter thing which starts at $8 350, and there are probably other costs too. The most practical solution in OP's case would probably just be to get a lawyer. But yeah, it'd be seriously cool to take one of these bad boys for a ride.

What country were you in again by the way?

so, i live with my fiance and her parents. we all get along just fine. their son lives on the property they own, in a trailer. he brought in someone i can best describe as his gf and she's been living there. in short, she's trash. drugs, actively involved in crime, threats of violence against us, etc. he's no peach either, but that's for later.

no lease agreement, verbal or written exists. no permission was given. she's been verbally told to get the fuck out multiple times, but refuses to do so.

my future in laws just went to a justice of the pease earlier today to try to file for eviction, but were shut down. something to do with the lack of lease. i don't know the details as they aren't home yet.

to put it lightly, my fiance is in tears, her mother - who's hand two heart attacks and survived cancer - is on the verge of physically puking she's so stressed and we're afraid she's gonna drop dead for all this.

anyone got any ideas? all i can think to do is to get her folks to declare me their agent, as they own the land but are both well into their 60's and aren't really able to handle this shit, and then deal with her myself, violently if i must. not that i want to hurt her or anything, but this shit's gone long enough. however i can't find anything on how to GET that declaration done and legally recognized. fiance is worried i'd get arrested for getting involved when it's not my property.

does anyone here have any idea where we can turn or how we can solve this before my mother in law has another heart attack?

I don't have one yet I know places where you can get them though, if I make a chunk of money I'm probably going to get one, but a nice computer comes first

http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/#currency=USD

http://www.mod-sales.com/

The joke is in my country because these are 'collectibles' the insurance is supposed to be cheaper on them, much cheaper, so it would be easier for me to have one of these things than a bloody hatchback, bureaucrats and politicians really are a bunch of morons, I think in the US the laws are a bit tighter but the basic rule just seems to be that you need to declare you imported them so they know about it, it's all surplus stuff and some of it's from the cold war so it's just lying around not being sold because they never had to use any of it against the Russians.

Actually that sounds pretty dope. Can you post pics or a vid or something of your tank?

You can get ones that are pretty damn cheap actually for what they are and the weirdest part is it's totally legal, even in my country just as long as they're deactivated, so they hate guns but they're totally okay with me driving around in an armoured monstrosity that could demolish a block of flats in a few minutes lol.

>buy a tank or some other armoured vehicle

Reminder that we're talking about real life here, not some bitcoin fantasy land.

buy a tank or some other armoured vehicle which you can drag stuff around really easily with, attach it to the trailer in the middle of the night when they aren't around and drag it out to some deserted wasteland out in the middle of nowhere, they'll get the message, seriously, that's what I'd do, they've invaded your home, the parents are clearly being taken advantage of because they wouldn't be able to fight back easily.

We hear about this kind of shit a lot in the UK and if isn't that we're dealing with it's obnoxious neighbours who just don't care about how loud they are.

you should have given her a copy of Satoshi's whitepaper and told her "you'll have plenty of time to study this where you're going."

Lol. She had a warrant out for violating her parole! Didn't know that... But the cops did! I called 911 and told them what was going on, mentioned I was worried she would get shot, they came and took her away in cuffs. Well, zip ties.

I am overjoyed right now. Thanks for talking me through guys.