Topic: Atlas Recognizer -- Greasemonkey-, Chrome-compatible script (Read 3116 times)
He has more aliases than that....
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Works for me.I tried again and the links works now. Thank you! Anyone who has the Greasemonkey add-on should certainly install this.
And since Atlas is back, there'll be plenty of updates
I'm currently unable to reach server: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/120450
Works for me.I tried again and the links works now. Thank you! Anyone who has the Greasemonkey add-on should certainly install this.
Is there a post or thread somewhere that explains who this dude is and why he is important enough to have a GM script devoted to him?
I'm currently unable to reach server: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/120450
Works for me.Here's the code, if you want to install the script manually:
Code:
// ==UserScript==
// @name AtlasRecognizer
// @namespace AtlasRecognizer
// @description AtlasRecognizer
// @match https://bitcointalk.org/*
// @require http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.7.1/jquery.min.js
// ==/UserScript==
// a function that loads jQuery and calls a callback function when jQuery has finished loading
function addJQuery(callback) {
var script = document.createElement("script");
script.setAttribute("src", "http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.4.2/jquery.min.js");
script.addEventListener('load', function() {
var script = document.createElement("script");
script.textContent = "(" + callback.toString() + ")();";
document.body.appendChild(script);
}, false);
document.body.appendChild(script);
}
addJQuery(function(){
var aliases = ['Atlas', 'HarveyAlpha', 'I.Goldstein', 'Ragnar', 'Immanuel Go', 'ALPHA.', 'Harvey', 'Anonymous...', 'EndTheBanks'];
$('.poster_info a, td.windowbg2 > a').each(function(ind){
if (aliases.indexOf($(this).html()) != -1
) {
$(this).html('Unremorsefully Atlas');
$(this).css('color', 'red');
}
});
$('.quoteheader').each(function(ind){
var str = $(this).html() + "";
for (var i in aliases) {
str = str.replace(" " + aliases[i], " Unremorsefully Atlas");
}
$(this).html(str);
});
});
I'm currently unable to reach server: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/120450
Since Atlas is back, the script is being updated to include "EndTheBanks."
I read the book but I am guessing there is a user of note.
Brief summary of who is Atlas...
It would take as long to explain "who is Atlas" as it took to explain "who is John Galt".
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/120450
Replaces Atlas' many usernames with "I Am Atlas."
Have fun.
Sorry if I missed a few things; this should cover your daily browsing though.
Donations: 16CgAMBWzqXf7dZvJnx2Cdt7VFp8srEmc3
Replaces Atlas' many usernames with "I Am Atlas."
Have fun.
Sorry if I missed a few things; this should cover your daily browsing though.
Donations: 16CgAMBWzqXf7dZvJnx2Cdt7VFp8srEmc3
You can shrink your conditionals by putting all aliases in an array, and then using indexOf.
Code:
var aliases = ['john', 'bill', 'steve'];
undefined
aliases.indexOf('bill');
1
aliases.indexOf('bill')>=0;
true
aliases.indexOf('j')>=0;
false
aliases.indexOf('john')>=0;
true
indexOf returns -1 when string is not found.undefined
aliases.indexOf('bill');
1
aliases.indexOf('bill')>=0;
true
aliases.indexOf('j')>=0;
false
aliases.indexOf('john')>=0;
true
Then this
Code:
str = str.replace(" Atlas", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
str = str.replace(" I.Goldstein", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
str = str.replace(" Ragnar", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
str = str.replace(" Immanuel Go", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
str = str.replace(" ALPHA.", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
str = str.replace(" Harvey", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
str = str.replace(" Anonymous...", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
Code:
for(var i in aliases){
var name = ar[i];
str = str.replace(name, " Unremorsefully Atlas");
}
var name = ar[i];
str = str.replace(name, " Unremorsefully Atlas");
}
Gotta keep it DRY.
Good advice. Just learned JS recently and haven't bothered to learn the built-in methods yet, and I should get off my ass because that looks much better
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/120450
Replaces Atlas' many usernames with "I Am Atlas."
Have fun.
Sorry if I missed a few things; this should cover your daily browsing though.
Donations: 16CgAMBWzqXf7dZvJnx2Cdt7VFp8srEmc3
Replaces Atlas' many usernames with "I Am Atlas."
Have fun.
Sorry if I missed a few things; this should cover your daily browsing though.
Donations: 16CgAMBWzqXf7dZvJnx2Cdt7VFp8srEmc3
You can shrink your conditionals by putting all aliases in an array, and then using indexOf.
Code:
var aliases = ['john', 'bill', 'steve'];
undefined
aliases.indexOf('bill');
1
aliases.indexOf('bill')>=0;
true
aliases.indexOf('j')>=0;
false
aliases.indexOf('john')>=0;
true
indexOf returns -1 when string is not found.undefined
aliases.indexOf('bill');
1
aliases.indexOf('bill')>=0;
true
aliases.indexOf('j')>=0;
false
aliases.indexOf('john')>=0;
true
Then this
Code:
str = str.replace(" Atlas", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
str = str.replace(" I.Goldstein", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
str = str.replace(" Ragnar", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
str = str.replace(" Immanuel Go", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
str = str.replace(" ALPHA.", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
str = str.replace(" Harvey", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
str = str.replace(" Anonymous...", " Unremorsefully Atlas");
Code:
for(var i in aliases){
var name = ar[i];
str = str.replace(name, " Unremorsefully Atlas");
}
var name = ar[i];
str = str.replace(name, " Unremorsefully Atlas");
}
Gotta keep it DRY.
LOL Dang and I thought he only had a few, this script is awesome. Kinda like the glasses from "They Live".
OBEY
Brief summary of who is Atlas...
LOL Dang and I thought he only had a few, this script is awesome. Kinda like the glasses from "They Live".
This would have been great before, but him and all 21(!) of his alts were banned by theymos a couple days ago. Still useful since theres tons of his posts everywhere.
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/why-i-am-glad-i-have-clowned-around-on-this-forum-54127 Ban discussion starts halfway down page 2.
Great work though
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/why-i-am-glad-i-have-clowned-around-on-this-forum-54127 Ban discussion starts halfway down page 2.
Great work though
LOL
Christ, 21 alts! O.o
This would have been great before, but him and all 21(!) of his alts were banned by theymos a couple days ago. Still useful since theres tons of his posts everywhere.
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/why-i-am-glad-i-have-clowned-around-on-this-forum-54127 Ban discussion starts halfway down page 2.
Great work though
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/why-i-am-glad-i-have-clowned-around-on-this-forum-54127 Ban discussion starts halfway down page 2.
Great work though
should we lock the thread? 
I would, but this thread is for suggestions
Anyways, is everyone OK with the current list of replace-locations?
should we lock the thread?
Maybe it should replace the names with 'Unremorsefully Atlas' ?
LOL
Yes! Can't believe I didn't think of that!
Maybe it should replace the names with 'Unremorsefully Atlas' ?
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