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April 13, 2014, 10:23:26 PM
#5
"A Farewell to Arms" is Ernest Hemingway's novel about an American soldier in Italy during World War I. He falls in love with a nurse in the hospital, decides to go AWOL, and rows all night with her in a boat from Italy to Switzerland to evade the authorities.

His girl friend was sitting in the stern of the boat, and he was rowing in the middle. At one point he said, "Cath, I love you."

She said, "Pardon?"

He said, "I said I love you."

She still didn't hear him, so he removed an oar from the lock, moved up to the stern, resumed steering the boat from that position, and said again, "I love you."

She said, "I love you too, but why are you standing there sculling when you can do so much better rowing where you were?"

He said, "You are undoubtedly right: I just sculled to say I love you."


Ohmigawd!

Way too funny!

My $.02.

Wink

I get it! A word on plays. Luckily, I looked up the word stern to understand and appreciated the entire yoke, otherwise I would have had egg on my face if I chimed in stating that I didn't get it.

Full disclosure: Sometimes, my posts are so deep, some could be considered fodder for the X-Files.

I think you do just fine!

My $.02.

Wink
legendary
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April 13, 2014, 10:20:28 PM
#4
"A Farewell to Arms" is Ernest Hemingway's novel about an American soldier in Italy during World War I. He falls in love with a nurse in the hospital, decides to go AWOL, and rows all night with her in a boat from Italy to Switzerland to evade the authorities.

His girl friend was sitting in the stern of the boat, and he was rowing in the middle. At one point he said, "Cath, I love you."

She said, "Pardon?"

He said, "I said I love you."

She still didn't hear him, so he removed an oar from the lock, moved up to the stern, resumed steering the boat from that position, and said again, "I love you."

She said, "I love you too, but why are you standing there sculling when you can do so much better rowing where you were?"

He said, "You are undoubtedly right: I just sculled to say I love you."


Ohmigawd!

Way too funny!

My $.02.

Wink

I get it! A word on plays. Luckily, I looked up the word stern to understand and appreciated the entire yoke, otherwise I would have had egg on my face if I chimed in stating that I didn't get it.

Full disclosure: Sometimes, my posts are so deep, some could be considered fodder for the X-Files.
sr. member
Activity: 476
Merit: 250
April 13, 2014, 08:57:35 PM
#3
"A Farewell to Arms" is Ernest Hemingway's novel about an American soldier in Italy during World War I. He falls in love with a nurse in the hospital, decides to go AWOL, and rows all night with her in a boat from Italy to Switzerland to evade the authorities.

His girl friend was sitting in the stern of the boat, and he was rowing in the middle. At one point he said, "Cath, I love you."

She said, "Pardon?"

He said, "I said I love you."

She still didn't hear him, so he removed an oar from the lock, moved up to the stern, resumed steering the boat from that position, and said again, "I love you."

She said, "I love you too, but why are you standing there sculling when you can do so much better rowing where you were?"

He said, "You are undoubtedly right: I just sculled to say I love you."


Ohmigawd!

Way too funny!

My $.02.

Wink
Vod
legendary
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Licking my boob since 1970
April 13, 2014, 08:49:50 PM
#2
"A Farewell to Arms" is Ernest Hemingway's novel about an American soldier in Italy during World War I. He falls in love with a nurse in the hospital, decides to go AWOL, and rows all night with her in a boat from Italy to Switzerland to evade the authorities.

His girl friend was sitting in the stern of the boat, and he was rowing in the middle. At one point he said, "Cath, I love you."

She said, "Pardon?"

He said, "I said I love you."

She still didn't hear him, so he removed an oar from the lock, moved up to the stern, resumed steering the boat from that position, and said again, "I love you."

She said, "I love you too, but why are you standing there sculling when you can do so much better rowing where you were?"

He said, "You are undoubtedly right: I just sculled to say I love you."
sr. member
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April 13, 2014, 08:38:01 PM
#1
 

A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up... fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.   

 However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,

 "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

  The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside. "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get Obama re-elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids."

My $.02.

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