Topic: Best Joke Wins 1 Hour From Op... (Read 1118 times)
if you done with your bussiness would be better to lock your thread
Please verify when you receive it..
Received.https://blockchain.info/address/1NKydqhfWT9Xiht7tRSMhaBmDn9D5Mg48Q
Thanks
congrats bro
you are the men
No problem thanks everybody for giving me a laugh..
Please verify when you receive it..
Received.https://blockchain.info/address/1NKydqhfWT9Xiht7tRSMhaBmDn9D5Mg48Q
Thanks
Please verify when you receive it..
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said: "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."
One liner jokes :
- Hey man, I don't need televison and go to a cinema anymore, there were so many dramas on this forum.
- Wow I'm a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
- I'm not a lazy, I'm just on safe mode.
I would have to at the one with mine is already eating bananas is the winner. Please choose what you want then post your addy..Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said: "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."
One liner jokes :
- Hey man, I don't need televison and go to a cinema anymore, there were so many dramas on this forum.
- Wow I'm a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
- I'm not a lazy, I'm just on safe mode.
Thank you very much.
I prefer BTC, my address 1NKydqhfWT9Xiht7tRSMhaBmDn9D5Mg48Q
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said: "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."
One liner jokes :
- Hey man, I don't need televison and go to a cinema anymore, there were so many dramas on this forum.
- Wow I'm a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
- I'm not a lazy, I'm just on safe mode.
I would have to at the one with mine is already eating bananas is the winner. Please choose what you want then post your addy..Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said: "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."
One liner jokes :
- Hey man, I don't need televison and go to a cinema anymore, there were so many dramas on this forum.
- Wow I'm a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
- I'm not a lazy, I'm just on safe mode.
I am sure he will choose to accept 10 LTC because its value is 0.06BTC
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said: "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."
One liner jokes :
- Hey man, I don't need televison and go to a cinema anymore, there were so many dramas on this forum.
- Wow I'm a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
- I'm not a lazy, I'm just on safe mode.
I would have to at the one with mine is already eating bananas is the winner. Please choose what you want then post your addy.. Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said: "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."
One liner jokes :
- Hey man, I don't need televison and go to a cinema anymore, there were so many dramas on this forum.
- Wow I'm a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
- I'm not a lazy, I'm just on safe mode.
I am auctioning 10 LTC for the best joke within an hour. Need a laugh crappy day today. Let's get the jokes going..
Hmm, some jokes out of the program Fortune, I always found amusing:
Quote
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
Quote
Don't hit a man when he's down -- kick him; it's easier.
Quote
"The voters have spoken, the bastards..."
-- unknown
-- unknown
Quote
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
Quote
You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.
Quote
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Quote
Zero Defects, n.:
The result of shutting down a production line.
The result of shutting down a production line.
Quote
Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.
Quote
Horner's Five Thumb Postulate:
Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
Quote
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter
-- Laurence J. Peter
Quote
Must be getting close to town -- we're hitting more people.
Quote
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...
A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
just for laugh
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
just for laugh
looks like game is over, most of them are funny enough lets see which one wins the prize, waiting for a confirmation from BtcCrazy1
Wifi went down for five minutes, so i had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
Boy and girl: asked the teacher very important question?
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said: "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."
One liner jokes :
- Hey man, I don't need televison and go to a cinema anymore, there were so many dramas on this forum.
- Wow I'm a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
- I'm not a lazy, I'm just on safe mode.
Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said: "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."
One liner jokes :
- Hey man, I don't need televison and go to a cinema anymore, there were so many dramas on this forum.
- Wow I'm a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
- I'm not a lazy, I'm just on safe mode.
There's a Mexican, an Asian, and an American in a plane. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have too many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "I have too many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says............. "He fucked my wife"
This was good would have been better if the ending was different..
Dad- Son, u better pass this exam or rather forget that im ur father!
Son- Sure dad! Whatever!
~5 hours later~
Dad- Howz ur exam?
Son- Who the hell r u???
Son- Sure dad! Whatever!
~5 hours later~
Dad- Howz ur exam?
Son- Who the hell r u???
There's a Mexican, an Asian, and an American in a plane. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have too many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "I have too many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says............. "He fucked my wife"
Donate my winnings (if I win) to a bitcoin charity like: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/feed-some-children-by-dabs-donate-bitcoins-4920-meals-so-far-300631
I don't know any good jokes. That wasn't my joke, I just don't. I tried writing one then gave up
oh well, good luck!
I don't know any good jokes. That wasn't my joke, I just don't. I tried writing one then gave up
oh well, good luck! A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says, “Ugh! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
The woman stalks off to the rear of the bus and sits down.
She turns to the man sitting next to her and says, “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “You go and give him a telling off. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Lol that's preety good.. The woman stalks off to the rear of the bus and sits down.
She turns to the man sitting next to her and says, “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “You go and give him a telling off. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says, “Ugh! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
The woman stalks off to the rear of the bus and sits down.
She turns to the man sitting next to her and says, “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “You go and give him a telling off. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
The woman stalks off to the rear of the bus and sits down.
She turns to the man sitting next to her and says, “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “You go and give him a telling off. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Sorry didn't realize there's an alt-coin section. So I will give the choice between 10 LTC or .05 BTC..
I am auctioning 10 LTC for the best joke within an hour. Need a laugh crappy day today. Let's get the jokes going..
Jump to: