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Topic: BFL announces monarch shipping (Read 2955 times)

legendary
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August 18, 2014, 09:49:49 PM
#33
what does roflmao mean?

you would think that Google could answer that  Undecided
member
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August 18, 2014, 02:50:48 PM
#32
I'm so sad. I bet what they will start after first human in  MARS event .
legendary
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August 17, 2014, 09:28:47 PM
#31
Still no "Luke unit" yet?
I'll check back in another two weeks?
hero member
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Run a Bitcoin node.
legendary
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Merit: 1003
August 17, 2014, 01:54:20 PM
#28
LOL ... joke of the day ...
vip
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August 17, 2014, 12:13:59 PM
#27
vip
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August 17, 2014, 12:04:53 PM
#26
It looks like Customer Grade Chips are now the B grade chips,   Did the Farm use up all the A grade chips?Huh

YES THEY DID!

Josh Zerlan had everybody believing that he had full control of EMC up to the 11th/11th hour when it was revealed that BFL did indeed own it since at least Q4, 2012.

When the vice president of a company starts talking about himself in the third person, it's time to locks the doors, for his company is about to be overrun by nothing less than refund request, sticking any motherfuckin' offer on the table up its ass.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1d2ary/grnbrg_gets_bfl_review_unit_posts_new_pictures/



I bet that come Monday morning BFL will be in serious damage control mode. Can't wait to read how Josh is going to spin this revelation, hoping like hell he denies that Nitrowolf is him, for then it'll really be stuck up his ass.

All those years of role playing finally has infected Josh's brain, for he honestly believes his nyms are not him, and visa versa.
BG4
legendary
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PaperSafe
August 17, 2014, 11:20:54 AM
#25
It looks like Customer Grade Chips are now the B grade chips,   Did the Farm use up all the A grade chips?Huh
hero member
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August 16, 2014, 10:02:08 PM
#24
But first the Luke Unit must be deployed.
Officially "shipped" as a customer unit.

Well technically they don't really need to ship it.  They can imply that a shipping label would have been used has it been necessary to ship but otherwise in no uncertain terms would they not have shipped had they not actually had the unit for sale to a customer.  Do we need to revisit the Luke-jr "shipped" semantics thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CGyASDjE-U
Perhaps you missed the sarcasm.

-ck
legendary
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Ruu \o/
August 16, 2014, 09:58:49 PM
#23
But first the Luke Unit must be deployed.
Officially "shipped" as a customer unit.

Well technically they don't really need to ship it.  They can imply that a shipping label would have been used has it been necessary to ship but otherwise in no uncertain terms would they not have shipped had they not actually had the unit for sale to a customer.  Do we need to revisit the Luke-jr "shipped" semantics thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CGyASDjE-U
Perhaps you missed the sarcasm.
hero member
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August 16, 2014, 04:06:10 PM
#22
But first the Luke Unit must be deployed.
Officially "shipped" as a customer unit.

Well technically they don't really need to ship it.  They can imply that a shipping label would have been used has it been necessary to ship but otherwise in no uncertain terms would they not have shipped had they not actually had the unit for sale to a customer.  Do we need to revisit the Luke-jr "shipped" semantics thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CGyASDjE-U
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
August 16, 2014, 01:14:20 PM
#21
Just when you thought they couldnt make this soap opera any better about BFL. Wow! I am amazed at how they are still open for business.

Thanks to EclipseMC, they lose dollars on every hash, but make it up in volume.
sr. member
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The Power Of The Coin Is Awesome!!
August 16, 2014, 10:36:04 AM
#20
Just when you thought they couldnt make this soap opera any better about BFL. Wow! I am amazed at how they are still open for business.
legendary
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Merit: 1012
Beyond Imagination
August 16, 2014, 10:32:45 AM
#19
But first the Luke Unit must be deployed.
Officially "shipped" as a customer unit.

 Grin Grin Grin

You are the main reason I love this community  Wink
vip
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Merit: 1145
August 16, 2014, 10:31:33 AM
#18
What happened to their promised leading efficiency of something like 0.4W/GH  Grin Grin

Meanwhile I am sitting here with my miners at (under) 0.9$/GH and am really bummed that I didn´t ride the butterflylabs train to josh/Sonnytown /sarcasm

This time only a little more than half a year´s delay?
That means next time it might be only 4 months delay, which constitutes express delivery for BFL.

Also:
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Shipping of Monarchs will begin next week™


Express delivery? They'll dub it Quantum Sonic Delivery, marketing such as QSD charging a premium for the service.
hero member
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August 16, 2014, 04:35:09 AM
#17
What happened to their promised leading efficiency of something like 0.4W/GH  Grin Grin

Meanwhile I am sitting here with my miners at (under) 0.9$/GH and am really bummed that I didn´t ride the butterflylabs train to josh/Sonnytown /sarcasm

This time only a little more than half a year´s delay?
That means next time it might be only 4 months delay, which constitutes express delivery for BFL.

Also:
Quote
Shipping of Monarchs will begin next week™
-ck
legendary
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Merit: 1631
Ruu \o/
August 16, 2014, 04:31:36 AM
#16
But first the Luke Unit must be deployed.
Officially "shipped" as a customer unit.
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
August 16, 2014, 02:54:26 AM
#15
Oh come on we all know how BFL shipping works... Maybe a few units here and there then some sort of parts delay.  A few more units then another delay etc...

Jody will "mail" one out to Wired, then one to Reddit, then one to Gizmodo....

The first customers bumping up from their 2012 Single orders should see a Monarch around September....2015.  Just in time to refuse delivery and then get both no refund and no miner.

But first the Luke Unit must be deployed.
hero member
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Merit: 1007
August 16, 2014, 02:49:13 AM
#14
Oh come on we all know how BFL shipping works... Maybe a few units here and there then some sort of parts delay.  A few more units then another delay etc...

Jody will "mail" one out to Wired, then one to Reddit, then one to Gizmodo....

The first customers bumping up from their 2012 Single orders should see a Monarch around September....2015.  Just in time to refuse delivery and then get both no refund and no miner.
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