If you have gotten this far then you haven't learned your lesson about this forum yet.
NO NO sir. Ah be baaad......I would rada' imagine it wo'ks likes dis, dig dis: You's are on de fo'um eyeballin' de custom hw fo' [ann] all de time. What it is, Mama!..ya''ve mined btc and ya' hve it in yo' wallet.dat's pocket plum dyin' t'be spent. You's dink OOOOH I"ll double waaay down and put all yo' hard mined coins towards some preo'der. Ah be baaad... Sheeit, whut if, fo' de sake uh de argument, some big-ass guy, likes Ghash.io, comes around, and says t'mbp.com, "hey", "I gots some check fo' 60K", "and I"ll drown in some commission bonus", if ya' assemble, and maintain, our large minin' array, we'll give ya' some 5 incentive bonus. Right On! .
Its day 1 and dis gots'ta happened. Now, ya' bought 1 miner, but dey bought sump'n along de lines uh 480 Ish full kits and dere are 1000 kits o'dered in total fo' dat puh'iod in time. What it is, Mama! Ok now imagine ya''re bitfury and ya' gots' some commitment uh 1000 kits fo' dis mond. Do ya': a) snatch betta' care uh yo' higha' payin' customers? b) ship out da damn greatest numba' of o'ders fust? c) ship out da damn greatest numba' of bo'ds fust? If ya' answered B, dat would be da damn utilitarian wahtahmellun t'do, but at da damn same time, ya' would also be burnin' yo' largest customa' (de entity dat gots'ta de greatest impact on yo' current and potentially future bottom line).
My point is....if ya''re bitchin' about da damn big-ass guys, ya''re doin' so's from de wrong viewpoint. If ah' were Dave, Sam, Yifu, Punin, o' John, ah' would be actin' as any oda' business would - wid de intenshun uh retainin' some bottom line dat be in de brother . Respect and dig it dat dis wuzn't sump'n meant t'simply play out as it duz fo'eva' and ever. Ah be baaad... If ya' could easily gain de same amount uh bitcoins puh'petually, den de same circumstance uh fiat happens in dat tons uh sucka's gots' some lot uh coins and da damn coin sdownply itself pushes de prices t'de ground. Danks fo' eyeballin' ya trolls....if ya''re not some troll, so'ry ah' wuzted yo' time here. What it is, Mama! (Aldough ya' should gots' stopped eyeballin' afta' de wo'd potent)
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NO NO sir. Ah be baaad......I would rada' imagine it wo'ks likes dis, dig dis: You's are on de fo'um eyeballin' de custom hw fo' [ann] all de time. What it is, Mama!..ya''ve mined btc and ya' hve it in yo' wallet.dat's pocket plum dyin' t'be spent. You's dink OOOOH I"ll double waaay down and put all yo' hard mined coins towards some preo'der. Ah be baaad... Sheeit, whut if, fo' de sake uh de argument, some big-ass guy, likes Ghash.io, comes around, and says t'mbp.com, "hey", "I gots some check fo' 60K", "and I"ll drown in some commission bonus", if ya' assemble, and maintain, our large minin' array, we'll give ya' some 5 incentive bonus. Right On! .
Its day 1 and dis gots'ta happened. Now, ya' bought 1 miner, but dey bought sump'n along de lines uh 480 Ish full kits and dere are 1000 kits o'dered in total fo' dat puh'iod in time. What it is, Mama! Ok now imagine ya''re bitfury and ya' gots' some commitment uh 1000 kits fo' dis mond. Do ya': a) snatch betta' care uh yo' higha' payin' customers? b) ship out da damn greatest numba' of o'ders fust? c) ship out da damn greatest numba' of bo'ds fust? If ya' answered B, dat would be da damn utilitarian wahtahmellun t'do, but at da damn same time, ya' would also be burnin' yo' largest customa' (de entity dat gots'ta de greatest impact on yo' current and potentially future bottom line).
My point is....if ya''re bitchin' about da damn big-ass guys, ya''re doin' so's from de wrong viewpoint. If ah' were Dave, Sam, Yifu, Punin, o' John, ah' would be actin' as any oda' business would - wid de intenshun uh retainin' some bottom line dat be in de brother . Respect and dig it dat dis wuzn't sump'n meant t'simply play out as it duz fo'eva' and ever. Ah be baaad... If ya' could easily gain de same amount uh bitcoins puh'petually, den de same circumstance uh fiat happens in dat tons uh sucka's gots' some lot uh coins and da damn coin sdownply itself pushes de prices t'de ground. Danks fo' eyeballin' ya trolls....if ya''re not some troll, so'ry ah' wuzted yo' time here. What it is, Mama! (Aldough ya' should gots' stopped eyeballin' afta' de wo'd potent)
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So with the SR closed where did you get your inspiration for "writing" this?
