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sr. member
Activity: 476
Merit: 250
August 01, 2016, 05:30:22 AM
#74
How about we disintermediate instant-confirmation pools and repurpose turing-complete transaction fees while matrixing anonymous confirmations?

That way we can blockchain distributed forks, incentivize attacker-proof satoshis while we transition to cryptographic hash rates, exchange instant-confirmation DACs and utilize confirmed difficulty to distribute confirmed coins.

Unless anyone can prove why it would be better to aggregate confirmed difficulty, redefine proof-of-stake crypto-currencies and transaction distributed blockchains to synthesize open-source transaction fees.
hero member
Activity: 602
Merit: 500
In math we trust.
September 21, 2015, 06:55:28 AM
#73
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harness low-difficulty transactions

This doesn't make any sense.

tamper-proof hard-fork blockchains will be the next big thing. leverage open-source megahashes will secure them. decentralize SHA-256 ASICs will no longer dominate the space. whiteboard low-difficulty private keys, and confirm transparent dust transactions drive ledgered transaction fees are paramount, synergize real-time crypto-currencies will never be the same.
My mind has been blown


Who knows, maybe something in these nonsense might be the next big thing...  Roll Eyes

hero member
Activity: 952
Merit: 503
September 18, 2015, 06:30:33 PM
#72
This is very funny, are these line randomly generated with the blockchain?  Grin
legendary
Activity: 2436
Merit: 1561
September 18, 2015, 05:39:53 PM
#71
@btcusury, thanks for digging this up. I forgot all about it.

I think it's the best tool that allows complete noobs to participate in technical debates  Wink
legendary
Activity: 1904
Merit: 1037
Trusted Bitcoiner
September 18, 2015, 05:15:08 PM
#70
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harness low-difficulty transactions

This doesn't make any sense.

tamper-proof hard-fork blockchains will be the next big thing. leverage open-source megahashes will secure them. decentralize SHA-256 ASICs will no longer dominate the space. whiteboard low-difficulty private keys, and confirm transparent dust transactions drive ledgered transaction fees are paramount, synergize real-time crypto-currencies will never be the same.
hero member
Activity: 602
Merit: 500
In math we trust.
September 18, 2015, 05:07:54 PM
#69
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harness low-difficulty transactions

This doesn't make any sense.
sr. member
Activity: 433
Merit: 260
September 18, 2015, 01:10:32 PM
#68
I'm reviving this topic to propose a simple solution: we need to innovate hash-rate anonymity to scale proof-of-work blocks. Ideally, we'd want to sign verified megahashes so as to optimize electronic cash difficulty in order to revolutionize private-key infrastructures. But to engage public-key coins we'd need to harness merchant wallets and incentivize generated infrastructures, if not integrate time-stamped meta coins to deliver secure-key confirmations, otherwise bad actors might engage low-difficulty double spending or unleash 51-percent-proof miners to exploit P2P mixing services.
sed
hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
June 09, 2014, 01:44:41 PM
#67
A fun update on the old "Web Economy Bullshit Generator."

Enjoy!:
http://freedomfeens.com/bs/

Example bullshit:
"If we harness time-stamped wallets, and open-source verified signatures for read-write algorithms to use adaptive modalities to decentralize colored pools, we can matrix electronic cash seed nodes!"

Everyone should be allowed to Mine Bit coins for sustinence.  Nothing more nothing less!

Gives me that old-time feelin'
sr. member
Activity: 252
Merit: 250
June 08, 2014, 10:36:49 PM
#66
A fun update on the old "Web Economy Bullshit Generator."

Enjoy!:
http://freedomfeens.com/bs/

Example bullshit:
"If we harness time-stamped wallets, and open-source verified signatures for read-write algorithms to use adaptive modalities to decentralize colored pools, we can matrix electronic cash seed nodes!"

Everyone should be allowed to Mine Bit coins for sustinence.  Nothing more nothing less!
sed
hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
June 08, 2014, 06:40:01 PM
#65
Hey OP the Dogecoin community would love a Doge bullshit generator! You should make one Smiley

I agree
would be good to have a shibe version of this!

I'll make you one.  I just need:

1) A collection of texts about dogecoins.
2) Payment---let's negotiate a price, PM me

--sed
newbie
Activity: 11
Merit: 0
June 07, 2014, 03:04:37 AM
#64
Hey OP the Dogecoin community would love a Doge bullshit generator! You should make one Smiley
sr. member
Activity: 267
Merit: 250
Woodwallets.io
June 05, 2014, 02:08:12 PM
#63
exchange time-stamped infrastructures

awesome!
sr. member
Activity: 476
Merit: 250
June 05, 2014, 01:28:59 PM
#62
......The advantages of this approach over yours are clear:

  • deliver secure-key coins
  • open-source offline cryptography
  • productized hash-rate blocks
  • reinvent encrypted hash rates
  • maximize QR-coded verifications

Therefore we should immediately incubate global multisigs


OK, but only as long as we make sure to utilize merged dust transactions and leverage global double spending.
legendary
Activity: 1106
Merit: 1005
June 05, 2014, 01:23:50 PM
#61
It's important to understand HOW this thing works.......


I fixed it for you:

The shortcoming of this type of solution, however, is that satoshi nodeless difficulty and engaged pre-mined hash rates are largely incompatible with productized merchant explorers. Predictably, for example, many approaches measure the deployment of transaction cryptographic mixing services. Furthermore, it should be noted that incubated escrow verifications might be studied to analyze efficient morphed multisig explorers. Combined with the synthesis of aggregate escrow paper wallets, such a claim refines an embedded tool for exploring expert systems of visualizing public-ledger decentralized micro-transaction verifications.

Motivated by these observations, random models to morph single-transaction confirmations and optimal configurations to repurpose proof-of-work meta coins have been extensively constructed by cryptographers to open-source ledgered dust transactions. Our goal here is to morph peer-to-peer meta coins.

Furthermore, if we harness time-stamped wallets, and open-source verified signatures for read-write algorithms to use adaptive modalities to decentralize colored pools, we can matrix electronic cash seed nodes.

As a result, we concentrate our efforts to exploit volatile anonymity described by the acclaimed Q. Nehru....Blockchain instant-confirmation blockchains are possible.

Is it possible to justify the great pains we took in our implementation to strategize vanity-address addresses? Exactly so. We ran four novel experiments:
(1) visualize value-forecasted wallets
(2) encrypt cryptographic genesis blocks
(3) enable blockchain paper wallets
(4) we deployed 59 UNIVACs across the underwater network to transition blockchain cryptography. This will give us the ability to double-spend double-spend-proof confirmations in single-transaction one-use exchanges.


I disagree because syndicate peer-to-peer seed nodes would be much more efficient for incentivizing offline coins, this allows monetized merged addresses so we could reinvent colored scam coins to deliver colored dark markets.

This would target encrypted genesis blocks so pool private escrows could become open-source low-difficulty exchanges to generate offline hashes which would productize single-transaction ASICs to open-source offline cryptography.

The advantages of this approach over yours are clear:

  • deliver secure-key coins
  • open-source offline cryptography
  • productized hash-rate blocks
  • reinvent encrypted hash rates
  • maximize QR-coded verifications

Therefore we should immediately incubate global multisigs
sr. member
Activity: 308
Merit: 251
June 05, 2014, 09:14:23 AM
#60
LOL i like very much!
sr. member
Activity: 266
Merit: 250
June 05, 2014, 08:30:20 AM
#59
A fun update on the old "Web Economy Bullshit Generator."

Enjoy!:
http://freedomfeens.com/bs/

Example bullshit:
"If we harness time-stamped wallets, and open-source verified signatures for read-write algorithms to use adaptive modalities to decentralize colored pools, we can matrix electronic cash seed nodes!"

It's not working for me either!

Disable JS on your browser.
sr. member
Activity: 476
Merit: 250
June 04, 2014, 10:27:54 PM
#58
A fun update on the old "Web Economy Bullshit Generator."

Enjoy!:
http://freedomfeens.com/bs/

Example bullshit:
"If we harness time-stamped wallets, and open-source verified signatures for read-write algorithms to use adaptive modalities to decentralize colored pools, we can matrix electronic cash seed nodes!"

It's not working for me either!

You probably have JavaScript disabled. Try a different browser.
newbie
Activity: 28
Merit: 0
June 04, 2014, 10:26:58 PM
#57
A fun update on the old "Web Economy Bullshit Generator."

Enjoy!:
http://freedomfeens.com/bs/

Example bullshit:
"If we harness time-stamped wallets, and open-source verified signatures for read-write algorithms to use adaptive modalities to decentralize colored pools, we can matrix electronic cash seed nodes!"

It's not working for me either!
sr. member
Activity: 266
Merit: 250
June 04, 2014, 10:20:07 PM
#56
LOL, I like this. Brings back some memories!
member
Activity: 101
Merit: 10
June 04, 2014, 08:19:13 PM
#55
Maximize merchant blocks, recontextualize volatile infrastructures and synthesize transparent exchanges. Simple as that.
So much sense
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