Wow this whole post describes me well. Except for banging a girl at the top of a waterfall...
I'm a biologist who plays starcraft and mines bitcoins. Yeah its true about chicks going for the biologists though. Fielding questions has gotten me some action too. Just have to drop that I work in a retrovirus research lab and it goes from there.
Topic: Bitcoin got me some action... (Read 3479 times)
Your pic is compelling me to go gay.
Womankind will be traumatized by the loss of such an iconic figure as John the Dong. Don't do it.
I should've got a nick change earlier on when I realized what actually is dong
It kind of stuck on me though. 
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I’m straight as a board but I would blow a donkey before putting my face in any flesh fold on that creature. Just imagine the smell – like rotting meat and salmon salad.
Dude, you just made me
~Bruno~
Your pic is compelling me to go gay.
Womankind will be traumatized by the loss of such an iconic figure as John the Dong. Don't do it.
Last time I wore this was when I went prospecting with a Bitcoiner.
Last time I wore this was when I went prospecting with a Bitcoiner.
I like his Mt Dew cupholder. 
OP did not write the most important part
how did he actually describe bitcoins
how did he actually describe bitcoins
Thanks for reviving this thread, bracek. I'm now pissed! I'll never be able to envision RandyFolds as a fat ass slob ever again. I've never disliked Randy, but upon reading the OP of this thread, I now kinda admire him, not for scoring, though that's a plus, but for sharing with us, via a pleasant-to-read story, insights about his makeup.
I, too, have a similar story to share. A couple weeks ago I was at this alpaca farm...
~Cackling Bear~
Did you have sox at the alpaca farm? buh dum dum
I don't see why you won't be able to envision me as a fat ass slob. I mean, the hike was really a fireroad, me walking was actually me riding my lil' rascal...and me getting laid was actually me trying to take a piss and falling into a tree. They had to heli-vac me out.
OP did not write the most important part
how did he actually describe bitcoins
how did he actually describe bitcoins
Thanks for reviving this thread, bracek. I'm now pissed! I'll never be able to envision RandyFolds as a fat ass slob ever again. I've never disliked Randy, but upon reading the OP of this thread, I now kinda admire him, not for scoring, though that's a plus, but for sharing with us, via a pleasant-to-read story, insights about his makeup.
I, too, have a similar story to share. A couple weeks ago I was at this alpaca farm...
~Cackling Bear~
I found girls are strangely attracted to biologists. More so than the other hard sciences.
OP did not write the most important part
how did he actually describe bitcoins
how did he actually describe bitcoins
I'm still trying to figure out why Starcraft 2 was a clusterfuck.
Starcraft players love to have circlejerks about every part of the game, they just took it to the next level.
I'm still trying to figure out why Starcraft 2 was a clusterfuck.
One time at a posh SomethingAwful party I said "I deal in Bitcoins" and a fleet of beautiful women of all colors, creeds and races descended upon me to shower me with the most indescribable blowjobs.
Trust me guys, this isn't something I'd lie about on the internet.
Trust me guys, this isn't something I'd lie about on the internet.
is her name britany? i banged her up on that waterfall too. and at the top of half dome.
rep + 100000000000000000 
The moral of the story - Be a biologist plus bitcoin miner . That was really some great encounters thanks to Bitcoin
. That was really some great encounters thanks to Bitcoin What the hell? You just yada yada'ed the best part.
I am not writing an entry for the penthouse forum, I was just telling a story that quite frankly, amazed the hell out of me. As I said, I chalk this one up to bitcoin.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
half truth half lie whatever, if was true i wouldnt have put this post up, cos you wont be hitting it again if she sees this lol
half truth half lie whatever, if was true i wouldnt have put this post up, cos you wont be hitting it again if she sees this lol
Green eggs and haaaaaaaaaam!
I can't imagine she would ever end up here...even if she did, whatever. Who can take offense to being called 'beautiful' and 'out-of-my-league'? A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell and include names.
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