For all you that love 'decentralization', it has made a right fucking mess of things.
Basically the open wild, wild west of 'consensus' is causing tremendous problems in the Bitcoin network. People are not working constructively together to achieve a remarkable new system, but rather fighting like little school girls on Reddit. This is a damn mess. We need a CEO and management to direct efforts and align them to reach a goal.
Is it the case there can be no noble CEO? I don't buy that theory.
If you don't like it, there is a trivial answer:
1. Fork the code - call it CEOCoin or BitcoinCEO
2. Fork the block chain 1000 blocks from now for example
3. Convince some miners and users that your fork is better
Instead of complaining here and doing nothing about it, you'll have empirical evidence as to the number of people that agree that bitcoin "needs a CEO".
[ And 1 and 2 are trivially easy to do, btw. ]