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legendary
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Strength in numbers
August 29, 2012, 04:36:14 AM
#31
donator
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August 29, 2012, 02:29:42 AM
#30


I couldn't help but laugh at "bitcoin is downloading blocks".  It's only funny/sad because its true... Tongue

I like "gentoo - compling since 20 years" better Wink
hero member
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There is more to Bitcoin than bitcoins.
August 29, 2012, 12:26:53 AM
#29
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August 29, 2012, 12:25:38 AM
#28


I couldn't help but laugh at "bitcoin is downloading blocks".  It's only funny/sad because its true... Tongue
hero member
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There is more to Bitcoin than bitcoins.
August 29, 2012, 12:13:22 AM
#27
...an experiment.
legendary
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Hamster ate my bitcoin
August 28, 2012, 08:26:07 PM
#26
legendary
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August 28, 2012, 08:11:33 PM
#25
Microsoft has a slightly different opinion:

or
donator
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August 28, 2012, 07:03:20 PM
#24
See "bitcoins are ..." for more coherent answers.

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/bitcoins-are-104192

more coherent? I just submitted 3/5 of all votes Wink (half-jokingly)
Was talking about Google's answers.
donator
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August 28, 2012, 05:42:23 PM
#23
See "bitcoins are ..." for more coherent answers.

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/bitcoins-are-104192

more coherent? I just submitted 3/5 of all votes Wink (half-jokingly)
donator
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August 28, 2012, 05:40:42 PM
#22
See "bitcoins are ..." for more coherent answers.

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/bitcoins-are-104192
donator
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legendary
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
August 28, 2012, 04:59:16 PM
#20
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August 28, 2012, 04:20:47 PM
#19




really can't see any difference here, ergo bitcoin is the reason why we're all existing at a monkey island, covered by a joke of anonymity, blundering along the root of all evil with so much money that a monyisland bank couldn't hold it, soon dead, thus hindering block download. everybody knows it, it's a fact, kiss kiss.
legendary
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WalletScrutiny.com
August 28, 2012, 04:19:41 PM
#18
This thread inspired to ask on my timeline this question.
I really would love to know if my facebook friends (which are most business contacts as I didn't use fb until a year ago) are annoyed of the repeated bitcoin news or if they have any opinion. Most of them don't react at all.

Feel free to vote and add options.
sr. member
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August 28, 2012, 03:34:58 PM
#17

I wonder how "google is not responding" have managed to make that list, since it obviously is responding to those typing that.  Grin
sr. member
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555
August 28, 2012, 03:13:15 PM
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bitcoin?

bitcoin is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.

bitcoin is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the
    Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.

    bitcoin is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming.
    bitcoin is this really, really tall mountain.
    bitcoin is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten.

    bitcoin is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
    bitcoin is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
    bitcoin is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots.
    bitcoin is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.

    bitcoin is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients.
    bitcoin is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on.
    bitcoin is where the buses hide at night.
    bitcoin is the empty pages at the end of the book.

    bitcoin is the screw that falls from the car for no reason.
    bitcoin is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam.
    bitcoin is the little green pebble in your shoe.
    bitcoin is the orange print in the yellow pages.


    bitcoin is a pickle without the bumps. bitcoin is why ducks eat trees.
    bitcoin is toast without bread. bitcoin is a venetian blind without the slat


    bitcoin is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
    the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
    the lint in bitcoin's navel.

    bitcoin is an apostrophe on drugs.
    bitcoin is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for Helvetica.
    bitcoin is the gunk that sticks to the inside of your car's fenders.
    bitcoin is the source of all the zero bits in your computer.

    bitcoin is the echo of silence.
    bitcoin is the parsley on the plate of life.
    bitcoin is the sales tax on happiness.
    bitcoin is the preposition at the end of sixpence.

    bitcoin is the feeling in your brain when you hold your breath too long.
    bitcoin is the reason latent homosexuals stay latent.

    bitcoin is the donut hole.
    bitcoin is the whole donut.

    bitcoin is an annoying series of email messages.
    bitcoin is the color only blind people can see.
    bitcoin is the serial number on a box of
    cereal.

    bitcoin is the Universe with decreasing entropy.
    bitcoin is a naked woman with herpes simplex 428.
    bitcoin is the yin without yang.
    bitcoin is a pyrotumescent retrograde onyx obelisk.

    bitcoin is why lisp has so many parentheses.
    bitcoin is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.

    bitcoin is double jointed and has a cubic spline.
    bitcoin never sleeps.
    bitcoin is the "een" in baleen whale.

    bitcoin is neither a particle nor a wave.

    bitcoin is the space in between the pixels on your screen.

    bitcoin is the guy that writes the Infiniti ads.
    bitcoin is the nut in peanut butter and jelly.
    bitcoin is an antebellum flagellum fella.

    bitcoin is a sentient vacuum cleaner.

    bitcoin is the smallest number greater than zero.
    bitcoin lives in the empty space above a decimal point.


    bitcoin is the odd-colored scale on a dragon's back.
    bitcoin is the redundant coin slot on arcade games.
    bitcoin was last seen in Omaha, Nebraska.

    bitcoin is the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
    bitcoin is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe.
    bitcoin is Jesus's speech advisor.
    bitcoin keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.
    bitcoin invented the green hubcap.
    bitcoin is why doctors ask you to cough.

    bitcoin is the "ooo" in varooom of race cars.
    bitcoin uses two bathtubs at once.



    I cannot escape them
    No matter how I try
    They wait for me everywhere
    I cannot pass them by.

    Driving down the street
    I see "Jesus Is Lord"
    And then immediately after
    I hear the word "bitcoin!"

    Innocuous sayings and parables
    And on the evening news
    I hear the word "bitcoin!"
    And suddenly I'm confused

    I sit alone in my room
    And I'm feeling rather bored
    I turn on the tube and guess what
    I hear the word "bitcoin!"

    "Don't see the bitcoins and they won't eat you"
    That's what I've heard the wisemen say
    But I can't get away from those beasties
    There's just no fucking way.

Apologies to those who fnord recognize the original.
sr. member
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August 28, 2012, 02:54:01 PM
#15
What's with the bad google reputation? Can those pop up suggestions be manipulated?

I doubt, people are always inclined to think bad. Search for "Britney Spears is"  Grin

hero member
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August 28, 2012, 02:47:30 PM
#14
In 10th place it suggest

"bitcoin is" the economic singularity
legendary
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WalletScrutiny.com
August 28, 2012, 02:38:15 PM
#13
/sub

(grrr… I want to know why google suggests this)
legendary
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August 28, 2012, 01:47:44 PM
#12
hm, your missing "a joke" and I'm missing "a ponzi scheme". wonder why.

pirate filter bubble  Shocked
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