Bitcoin is going to crash below zero

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Quote from: Raystonn on December 10, 2014, 09:48:28 PM

Quote from: NotLambchop on December 10, 2014, 05:28:57 PM

Quote from: keystroke on December 10, 2014, 04:38:27 PM

Local authority? ll, what is that?

1. Dial 911 (or equivalent if you're one of the unfortunates Bitcoin criminals forced to live outside US).
2. Explain to the operator the depths of depravity that you have sunk to.
3. Stay on the line until the van arrives.
4. Walk out of your domicile slowly, with hands clearly visible and raised above your head.

You will be transported to the nearest appropriate agency.

I got through step 2. After explaining everything, they are now asking for your contact information. I pointed them at your post and they mentioned something about subpoenaing your IP address.

There is a lesson here: always troll while behind 7 proxies. Cheesy

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Quote from: NotLambchop on December 10, 2014, 05:28:57 PM

Quote from: keystroke on December 10, 2014, 04:38:27 PM

Local authority? ll, what is that?

1. Dial 911 (or equivalent if you're one of the unfortunates Bitcoin criminals forced to live outside US).
2. Explain to the operator the depths of depravity that you have sunk to.
3. Stay on the line until the van arrives.
4. Walk out of your domicile slowly, with hands clearly visible and raised above your head.

You will be transported to the nearest appropriate agency.

I got through step 2. After explaining everything, they are now asking for your contact information. I pointed them at your post and they mentioned something about subpoenaing your IP address.

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LOL when I saw the title of this thread I immediately assumed it was a joke, playing on the increased preponderance around here of discussion about "you idiots bullish on bitcoin are all a bunch of loozers and yer all gonna lose all yer monneys soon enough when yer beloved butt-coin crashes to zero" type of topics.

Making FUN of that is, I dare say, possibly the best & most recent sign yet that we're at full bottom capitulation and the next "positive story line" that might ignite a new rally upwards could (finally?) be gettin' started soon.

Either that, or as I posted elsewhere a while ago (link HERE) I suppose it's possible we'll still see a really frightening additional dip, maybe down into the 100's, before reclaiming longterm exponential log-scale trendline.

Or, yeah, ok ok trolls: yeah sure maybe everyone all over the world does totally STOP using bitcoin entirely, all at once, and BTC/$ goes to zero, and we all just decide to forget about the whole "blockchain thing" as if it was some kinda stoopid idea or a cheesy B-Movie "it was all just a bad dream" sub-plot device.

Sure. Yup. Could happen. Absolutely. And Monkeys Might Fly Out My Butt...

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Quote from: keystroke on December 10, 2014, 04:38:27 PM

Local authority? ll, what is that?

1. Dial 911 (or equivalent if you're one of the unfortunates Bitcoin criminals forced to live outside US).
2. Explain to the operator the depths of depravity that you have sunk to.
3. Stay on the line until the van arrives.
4. Walk out of your domicile slowly, with hands clearly visible and raised above your head.

You will be transported to the nearest appropriate agency.

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That reminds me of that xkcd comic.
http://xkcd.com/605/
If only we could predict the price that easily. Wink

grappa_barricata

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he needed a catchy thread title to better advertise his blog

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Local authority? ll, what is that?

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Quote from: keystroke on December 10, 2014, 03:53:57 PM

...
From 2020: Oh no, my bitcoin are worth less than zero! Where do I pay the fine? Does the Anti-Cryptocurrency Task Force take dollars?

Turn yourself in to your local authorities and pay it in person.
They might go easy on you.

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Quote from: Cassandra_PR on December 10, 2014, 10:59:24 AM

.@sandy47bt; keystroke

Your trickery won't save you, Bitcoin criminal scum.
YOU CAN NOT HIDE!

From 2020: Oh no, my bitcoin are worth less than zero! Where do I pay the fine? Does the Anti-Cryptocurrency Task Force take dollars?

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Quote from: redsn0w on December 10, 2014, 12:37:43 PM

Quote from: criptix on December 10, 2014, 12:35:31 PM

crash below zero, does that mean people will actually pay me to take their bitcoin??

WTF I WANT CRASH BELOW ZERO NAOW

Roll Eyes

If the price will crash to zero I will buy a lot of bitcoin , that's sure. I still believe in bitcoin and in its technology.

Cost below zero means the owner needs to give you incentive/money to get the coin off their hand. Of course everyone will "buy" below 0.

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Quote from: criptix on December 10, 2014, 12:35:31 PM

crash below zero, does that mean people will actually pay me to take their bitcoin??

WTF I WANT CRASH BELOW ZERO NAOW

Roll Eyes

If the price will crash to zero I will buy a lot of bitcoin , that's sure. I still believe in bitcoin and in its technology.

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crash below zero, does that mean people will actually pay me to take their bitcoin??

WTF I WANT CRASH BELOW ZERO NAOW

Roll Eyes

/edit

fuck i feel dumb, i shoulda have read the 20 post before me ._.

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Quote from: Dilla on December 10, 2014, 12:25:09 PM

I don't think anyone caught on to the joke of "below zero" and took it literally.

What was the joke? I dont reckon having aspergers ..

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I don't think anyone caught on to the joke of "below zero" and took it literally.

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.@sandy47bt; keystroke

Your trickery won't save you, Bitcoin criminal scum.
YOU CAN NOT HIDE!
http://s11.postimg.org/oo94hyl43/No_Hide_Night_Brit.jpg

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I may write code in exchange for bitcoins.

You're talking about a crash below zero (you say it could happen). But that would mean you'd have to pay people to take your bitcoins. That's seems quite unlikely to me. Even if bitcoin hits zero (no one will pay you for them). You can simply erase your bitcoin wallet for free---you don't have to pay anyone to get rid of them (which is what a below zero price would mean).

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