Are you kidding me? That's almost entirely how it is promoted to average consumers.
No. Censorship resistant isn't the same as "private". For example, do you see the word "private" on
https://bitcoin.org in the main description of Bitcoin? No - the only part is where they give privacy tips actually, and that are the techniques I mentioned (no address reuse etc.).
If some influencer tells people Bitcoin is "private", this is of course is wrong, not good and it happens, but I don't see this very frequently. At least not without the usual warnings.
Well, take a look at what companies do today with IP addresses. There are some laws here and there, and they certainly help, but your IP is pretty easy to triangulate to your identity, and the targeted ads you see (when you don't use a VPN) demonstrate that.
Targeted ads do not need a link to a complete identity to work. The IP address and cookies are effective for targeting even without knowing more about you than the websites you visit. In some cases the IP address is linked to an email address for example, if you register at a site participating in an ad network, so you can also get advertising mails from different companies (which is forbidden in most countries but it happens), but in most cases it's not more than that. In the case of "blackhats" that may be different, but that's not the normal case of "targeted ads" you see everywhere, as a "triangulation" isn't that important for them. For marketers your real name for example isn't important, the interesting thing is what you could buy.
Let's say such a profile is now connected to a Bitcoin address or a group of addresses. The question is: could a marketing company really profit from that? They would need more information, for example if you use the Bitcoins to buy stuff. But the demographic of those holding and spending Bitcoin, which would be attractive for this kind of targeting, is unfortunately small. Traditional targeting via IP address and cookies is probably cheaper and equally effective.
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That's how all marketing works. They put you in a database and sort by your demographic profile. You don't need to be "very wealthy" to be profitable for a marketer or a hacker...
What I mean is that you need to be wealthy if you are targeted specifically because of your Bitcoin address, in other words that the Bitcoin address represents a "value for itself" for the marketing company.
For marketers it's much more important to know your interests than a Bitcoin address you use.
The only case is the "5$ wrench attack", it may be of interest for criminals if someone holds e.g. $20k in Bitcoin in their city, which is not someone "very wealthy" but let's say a lucky middle class guy. Such attacks
have occurred, but they're not very frequent, because they're difficult to organize. A fiat-based scam (e.g. via bank account hacks or Whatsapp scams) or simply robbing your physical fiat wallet on the street is much cheaper and more effective.
I'm not saying that Bitcoin is immune to those kind of attacks but I think you dramatize the issue as if it was an existential problem for Bitcoin. Just like this recent FUD attack fueled by some hedge funds about the "2140 problem"
Edit: Just to add: your title is completely wrong, Bitcoin
is not a dangerous privacy issue. There are privacy issues with Bitcoin like with almost every other technology.