Their ignorance acts as a great natural barrier in this case.
Don't lure the gullible. It's immoral and counterproductive in the long-term.
dont be silly. stock splits are par for the course. you want to push an agenda that nothing else in the world follows do it with something else. its just easier for people to think of 25635 when buying a car than it is for them to think of .000025831 to buy a pencil.
im sure there machinery in media outlets to handle this because it happens with stocks all the time. we would just need to pick a date and get major exchanges and charting sites onboard.
Not being silly. Stock splits are only rationally justified when the price becomes too high for individual investors. The other reasons are merely psychological, as is the proposal of OP. He implicitly admits he wants to lure the gullible who have no clue what they're doing.
If you don't care about the moral barrier, fine. But don't act like it's the right thing to do. These things will hurt Bitcoin in the long run BTW.