@figmentofmyass: I'm required to account for every single satoshi from the very first shitcoin that I bought long ago from exchanges which are no longer in existence or from people I bought from in cash in person and so on. All the corn is clean and it's never been involved in any actions other than legitimately exchanging cryptos as anyone else would, but I am suspecting it's the issue of the "fiat on" which they are concerned about. For example, proving that any tiny amount of money I put into Crypto years ago was not the result of criminal activity and now grew to a significant amount. I can and have easily proved to them that the tiny amount of fiat I speculated on Crypto was obtained legally, that's not hard, and any reputable bank I bank with would accept this. Bitstamp is just paranoid as hell. This is unironic cos the founders should know about BTC bull markets, they got in waaay before I did, Merlak just cashed out his 30% and flaunts his high life on instagram constantly, but now that same company he founded is asking users to account for every single satoshi since the beginning of time when they know records are just not available. Even though I am suspicious of these dirty Slovenian lurkers, I have had to hand over whatever I can get, but it's impossible to obtain what does not exist, and I refuse to be dragged to their criminal level, I refuse to invent documents which do not exist, as that is illegal.
My account has been locked for nearly 3 months now, my funds hostage for the same time. The first request message is the only message I got. I responded to every one of their questions as best I could, but no response since then, still locked. At this point I think what the f!ck else am I supposed to give. And I think that's the point. I've got bank accounts in highly regulated EU countries. Of course they did standard KYC and AML checks on me and as much as we complain about the fiat system, I've had no problems with traditional banks. I say let the banks worry about whether their account holders are criminals or not. At least (touch wood) I can trust a bank with my personal information even if they request a bit more than usual (which pretty much never happens). Some other posters, I'm not sure if on here, reddit or other review platforms, have said that if Bitstamp for whatever reason doesn't want to business with a user before, that's fine, just return the funds to the user and close the account. If they're so concerned about risk to them, just check people before they make these big deposits and refuse them at that point. In my experience, they waited until I had a significant amount to hold hostage, that would be worthwhile to them, and executed their standard hostage taking procedure. I can't reasonably see it as anything else at the moment.
@gentlemand: I appreciate your more collected perspective. I do agree that there are steps to be taken prior to all out legal action.
The language barrier I was referring to was I suppose they might prefer to be contacted in their own language(s), but English is indeed acceptable.
Indeed. "Pricks" is one of the more moderate terms I would use to describe them, but it is one of the words I have muttered to myself in disbelief at their actions. So yeah, few other words encapsulate their behavior so succinctly.
With regard to "flat out theft", as @figmentofmyass states, there are many cases of people waiting literally months for their funds. While it is true that we don't know whether these cases were resolved or not, the fact that it has extended into months of very large 5 and even 6 figure EUR equivalents being held hostage is in itself very worrying. Add to that, most of the few cases that have resolutions posted by the OP have had to make, again as @figmentofmyass states
extensive legal threats and/or contacting bitstamp's regulators/ombudsman/banks/europol etc to force them to respond.
My opinion is that, if a customer lies down and takes the theft silent, Bitstamp will gladly take advantage of that user having given up due to the formidable task of first and foremost getting ANY response from their compliance team whatsoever after they have taken the customer's large deposit hostage, so that even if you DO somehow have everything they originally requested, the department in charge of reviewing that information provided simply never replies and the account stays frozen. That seems to be the default. In the miraculous event the KYC department does actually respond, they almost always seem to ask yet more, increasingly impossible to satisfy, questions and demands for documentation they know 99.9% of people won't be able to produce. And so the cycle just continues until, I suppose, the customer gives up. Bitstamp has performed a robbery using KYC laws on steroids as their defense. Pretty messed up but we both agree they are pricks. This takes it to a criminal level.
That's where the second type of customer comes in, Cyper of this forum being on of them. They took approximately $100k hostage. The difference between Cyper and other customers is that he literally wouldn't leave them alone. He did a lot of research and caused a lot of problems that in the end had those pricks in Eastern Europe shitting themselves. Normally you are ignored by Bitstamp apart from the "polite face" of the company, the customer support on the telephone, on reddit etc. who can't actually do anything to change the situation. Their job is to help newbies around the platform and to deny/deflect/stall when the KYC department freezes your 5 or 6 figure sum. Just that one reddit thread had over 400 replies. It's not a freak isolated incident. No one can get hold of the KYC people directly. Maybe they contract that part out to a third party, who knows. But Cyper somehow got the Head of Legal/Compliance to email him and talk to him for nearly an hour with profuse apologies.
Most customers, even if they don't exactly take it lying down, don't have Cyper's determination or knowledge, unfortunately.
Your statement before:
Why the fuck would I hand that over to a bunch of anonymous Slovenes?
is exactly how I feel. Their UK address is a mailbox. Their LUX address is a mailbox. You call them and it's basically someone called Grzo Grzkovic with a thick Slavic accent. And they wonder why people are hesitant to hand over pretty much all their information minus a DNA sample. I can't help but wonder whether the staff and management are that delusional. The cleanest of clean, model citizen with not even a single parking ticket in his life would be hesitant to hand over anything to them. Now more than ever where there is experience of countless people having their money held hostage without response.
It's a highly stressful experience, mentally and financially draining, to go through the national police, europol, regulators, lawyers, and anything else that is required to get someone from Bitstamp to crawl out of their anonymous hole in Slovenia to finally respond to a case. Even if it does get resolved in that person's favor, the question remains: why the heck should it be even *necessary* to involve law enforcement and regulators.