Topic: BLOCKSTREAM Appreciation Thread - page 4. (Read 6265 times)

            What's he that wishes so?
                My cousin LiteCoinGuy? No, my fair cousin;
                If we are mark'd to cripple, we are enow
                To do our coin's loss; and if not to cripple,
                The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
                God's will! I pray thee, wish not one megabit more.
              
  

No.

Does Blockstream have anything to do with that Vitalik Buterin guy who came up with that platform that everybody is talking about on the interweb?  Forget what it's called but it's supposed be so advanced that it makes all other technologies look antiquated.  Is Blockstream part of that team?  Boy I appreciate that because Bitcoin really needs the help, especially in the area of turing capabilities and smart contracts.

they definitely need a better PR manager...

Yes, well.... when you start such a biased thread in a time that the subject of said thread is as controversial as is.... then, yes, you did ask for it.

But I will finish this simply, with no more comment.

Blockstream is doing some good work.  They are great contributors.
Blockstream involvement from a governance perspective is a disaster.
Blockstream needs to go back to their cubicle and do what they do best.... Code / Contribute.
Blockstream needs to shut up about what is best for Bitcoin and everyone else who has a vision for Bitcoin.
Blockstream Players need to immediately either implement an intelligent Block Size Increase, Resign their Comitts,

or they will be FORKED.

Period.

PS.... I wish only the best for Lightning Network.

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Actually, wars begin when an injustice is forced upon others.  Usually disguised with flowery words of peace.

Does the following sound familiar?  

We want this people to be faithful, and you must learn fidelity. We want this people to be obedient, and you must practice obedience. We want this people to be peace-loving but also courageous, and you must therefore be peace-loving and at the same time courageous.
~ Hitler's Speech 14 September 1935;

As Fuehrer of the German people and Chancellor of the Reich, I can thank God at this moment that he has so wonderfully blessed us in our hard struggle for what is our right, and beg Him that we and all other nations may find the right way, so that not only the German people but all Europe may once more be granted the blessing of peace.
~ Hitler's speech before the Reichstag, 6 October 1939.


My fame, if Providence preserves my life, will consist in ... works of peace, which I still intend to create.
~ Hitler's speech in Berlin, 30 January 1942.

Be obedient little sheep.  Trust that your best interests are in their hearts.  They desire only peace for you.

ALL HEIL BLOCKSTREAM!
The 4th Reich of Fiat!

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ALL HEIL BLOCKSTREAM!
The 4th Reich of Fiat!

Gotta love these guys!  So strong and powerful!  Not afraid to use their power for what is best for us.

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The little one doesn't get it. A rare treat.

LOL  - WOW!  Sorry Mein Fuhrer!  My Bad!   

I am so sorry that I implied you were a control freak, manipulating, petty little monster!  I see now how incredibly wrong I was!

What the hell did you just say about me, you little bloatcoiner? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in cryptography, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret missions for Blockstream^TM, and I have over 300 confirmed microbits. I am trained in crypto and I’m the top cryptographer at Blockstream^TM. You are nothing to me but just another bloatcoiner. I will wipe the bloat out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this forum, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the interwebs? Think again, bloatcoiner. As we speak I am contacting my coder network of coders across various social medias and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Blockstream^TM. The stream that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re crippled, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cripple bloat in over seven hundred languages. Not only am I extensively trained in crippling bloat, but I have access to the entire Blockstream^TM arsenal and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bloat boat off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “heil” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bloated tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will stream fury all over you and you will drown in it.

Hey, Blockstream. I bought a souped up George Foreman grill off a darknet marketplace. It's shit. Will you arrange a refund for me?

ALL HEIL BLOCKSTREAM^TM!!!

The 4th Reich of Fiat Governance Rises!

Appreciate them - for they know what is best for YOU!

how's that for appreciation  

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