Bounty 1 BTC for a new Friend - All my friends are ReTards - page 2.

Swishercutter

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Quote from: indicasteve on August 09, 2011, 05:02:43 AM

Quote from: Swishercutter on August 09, 2011, 04:46:53 AM

Quote from: indicasteve on August 09, 2011, 02:46:12 AM

I know the word 'retard' is not politically correct...but you never met my friends yet.

The only thing close to a programmer I know is my cousin who thinks 'programming' is hitting the shuffle button on his ipod.

I'm going crazy with all these maroons I must deal with everyday. The only purpose they have for a computer is to check what drama their facecrack whores are up to.

I'm sick of it and am willing to pay for a friend who's not a reTard.

The friend I want should know something about anything. Really...if you know something about anything, you may apply. Even if you think you know something , you may still be eligible.

I'm specifically looking for someone who knows anything about python or who has ever been bitten by one cuz that would be cool too.

Please respond with your qualifications below or send an IM.

Lol...my programming knowledge is limited to BASIC, Processing and 8086/88 Assembly but I can roll a Swisher while driving...in the dark...on icy roads (which does not prove I am not "tarded" too).

We Have a contender! Someone who can program a VIC-20!

I love BASIC myself... GOSUB FTW!

However, rolling a 'Swisher' when you need it, while you need it, is a talent to be admired indeed.

http://www.emacinc.com/trainers/primer.htm

That was the thing I learned to program on in electronics in the 90's. I guess its an 8085...its still in my shop. Moved on to Arduino/Processing but I don't regret learning it.

indicasteve

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Quote from: Swishercutter on August 09, 2011, 04:46:53 AM

Quote from: indicasteve on August 09, 2011, 02:46:12 AM

I know the word 'retard' is not politically correct...but you never met my friends yet.

The only thing close to a programmer I know is my cousin who thinks 'programming' is hitting the shuffle button on his ipod.

I'm going crazy with all these maroons I must deal with everyday. The only purpose they have for a computer is to check what drama their facecrack whores are up to.

I'm sick of it and am willing to pay for a friend who's not a reTard.

The friend I want should know something about anything. Really...if you know something about anything, you may apply. Even if you think you know something , you may still be eligible.

I'm specifically looking for someone who knows anything about python or who has ever been bitten by one cuz that would be cool too.

Please respond with your qualifications below or send an IM.

Lol...my programming knowledge is limited to BASIC, Processing and 8086/88 Assembly but I can roll a Swisher while driving...in the dark...on icy roads (which does not prove I am not "tarded" too).

We Have a contender! Someone who can program a VIC-20!

I love BASIC myself... GOSUB FTW!

However, rolling a 'Swisher' when you need it, while you need it, is a talent to be admired indeed.

timmey

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my friendship proposal to indicasteve, python style:

Code: (friend.py)

friends = 0
while (friends < 1):
   print "\n#foreveralone.jpg\n#"
   knowledge = raw_input("#Do you know something about anything?\n>")
   if knowledge == "yes" : friends += 1

print "\n\nI made a friend! \('u')/"

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/7645/friendpy.jpg

<3 ? -> 1Eg4MnQoKjbvQLBW2h4LuE1R9q4ZYgkbLN

Swishercutter

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Quote from: indicasteve on August 09, 2011, 02:46:12 AM

I know the word 'retard' is not politically correct...but you never met my friends yet.

The only thing close to a programmer I know is my cousin who thinks 'programming' is hitting the shuffle button on his ipod.

I'm going crazy with all these maroons I must deal with everyday. The only purpose they have for a computer is to check what drama their facecrack whores are up to.

I'm sick of it and am willing to pay for a friend who's not a reTard.

The friend I want should know something about anything. Really...if you know something about anything, you may apply. Even if you think you know something , you may still be eligible.

I'm specifically looking for someone who knows anything about python or who has ever been bitten by one cuz that would be cool too.

Please respond with your qualifications below or send an IM.

Lol...my programming knowledge is limited to BASIC, Processing and 8086/88 Assembly but I can roll a Swisher while driving...in the dark...on icy roads (which does not prove I am not "tarded" too).

indicasteve

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Activity: 140

Merit: 100

[FAIL]

Quote from: thisisgil on August 09, 2011, 04:25:18 AM

Dude, your avatar is from second life and you're calling others retards???

Keep your 1 BTC. In fact, I'll pay you 5 BTC if I can be friends with your cousin. He sounds infinitely more interesting than you do.

[/FAIL]

He's passed out on the sofa chair in my front porch... wtf u want man?

Weaver

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Quote from: thisisgil on August 09, 2011, 04:25:18 AM

Dude, your avatar is from second life and you're calling others retards???

Keep your 1 BTC. In fact, I'll pay you 5 BTC if I can be friends with your cousin. He sounds infinitely more interesting than you do.

Pay me extra and I won't insult you like this fellow up here ^

thisisgil

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Dude, your avatar is from second life and you're calling others retards???

Keep your 1 BTC. In fact, I'll pay you 5 BTC if I can be friends with your cousin. He sounds infinitely more interesting than you do.

indicasteve

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Activity: 140

Merit: 100

@ zem: Sorry, you do not meet the minimum qualifications. Thank you for your application.
@ NothingG: Sorry, you do not meet the minimum qualifications. Thank you for your application.

NothinG

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Zem

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This is very odd.

indicasteve

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Activity: 140

Merit: 100

I know the word 'retard' is not politically correct...but you never met my friends yet.

The only thing close to a programmer I know is my cousin who thinks 'programming' is hitting the shuffle button on his ipod.

I'm going crazy with all these maroons I must deal with everyday. The only purpose they have for a computer is to check what drama their facecrack whores are up to.

I'm sick of it and am willing to pay for a friend who's not a reTard.

The friend I want should know something about anything. Really...if you know something about anything, you may apply. Even if you think you know something , you may still be eligible.

I'm specifically looking for someone who knows anything about python or who has ever been bitten by one cuz that would be cool too.

Please respond with your qualifications below or send an IM.

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