Topic: Bruce Wanker Talks about The DAO attack (Read 2083 times)
Funny as anything - thanks!
I'm having a real bad day, thank you for that. Really funny.
Hahaha awesome!
I was already waiting for a third episode.
This is pure gold!
I think this is so funny and deserves a Wanking:
What rock you been sleeping under. No you can't. You are locked into the Steem Power playjailground for 2 years and required to do remedial community service labor of curation to get your maximum ROI.
I couldn't make it any funnier if I was making this shit up. It's actually true.
I am hoping someone will make a Bruce Wanker video on this.
Wait, you cant cash out for 2 years?
!!?!??! L:OLLOLOLOLOLO!OL!O!LO!L!O!L@KO!K@O!
!!?!??! L:OLLOLOLOLOLO!OL!O!LO!L!O!L@KO!K@O!What rock you been sleeping under. No you can't. You are locked into the Steem Power playjailground for 2 years and required to do remedial community service labor of curation to get your maximum ROI.
I couldn't make it any funnier if I was making this shit up. It's actually true.
I am hoping someone will make a Bruce Wanker video on this.
Today is July the 15th and the period to solve the DAO hack has ended. I don't know what has the developers decided. Unfortunately there is no hope for the DAO; now I only want to know if Ethereum is going down the drain or not...
generalizethis and americanpegasus,
One last follow up for posterity and we'll leave it at this mutual understanding:
Note he was forced to remain invested and 50% can only be cashed out over a 2 year period.
The following is for those were so moralistic and idealistic in the past but suddenly lost their value system because of money.
P.S.:
+1
Lol. I must agree. (as long as he is confident he has cleared any potential legality issues)
One last follow up for posterity and we'll leave it at this mutual understanding:
I congratulate @Smooth for his quick wit and bullseye accuracy in choosing such profitable venture...
WOW @5M usd
WOW @5M usd
Note he was forced to remain invested and 50% can only be cashed out over a 2 year period.
The following is for those were so moralistic and idealistic in the past but suddenly lost their value system because of money.
PoS isn't trustless and it requires centralized control. Steemit's block chain is DPoS. The white paper is lying.
Who has millions invested a corporate controlled block chain? Raise your hand, so we can throw eggs at you. (Don't use the lame excuse that you can't cash out, this was your decision to invest under those terms)
Who has millions invested a corporate controlled block chain? Raise your hand, so we can throw eggs at you. (Don't use the lame excuse that you can't cash out, this was your decision to invest under those terms)
P.S.:
Hey dude! Why do you waste your time jutifying yourself to nerds on a crypto forum when you could be in your private yacht sipping mojitos with lots of bitches ! Tell us all to fuck off and go spend your millions! That's what i would do anyway.
+1
Lol. I must agree. (as long as he is confident he has cleared any potential legality issues)
Fools please buy Steemit and give your money to smooth.
pick me! pick me!
oh, wait...
@iamnotback, wish i had more time to read and research the things you post about. and i would need waaay more time, as much is about stuff i have never gotten into. never too late to learn though.. but too many other things to do in this dang real life stuff
Smooth saw an opportunity that didn't meet the fraud test (Does it advertise itself as something else: yes/no?) and made the best of it. He has committed to a policy against fraud, not fools--my question is whether steem is useful?
I fully support smooth, fluffy, and all Mustangs exploiting SteemingPile's useful volatility to the fullest extent of economic law.
smooth is cashing out roughly $50,000 per week.
Is that a meritocracy?
Is that a meritocracy?
TYVM for the specific insight into our present and eternally static meritocratic system of crypto-capital allocation.
Yes, this is meritocracy. Embrace the invisible hand; eschew your false preconceptions. Sacrifice them to the God of Empiricism.
Because of your status near the bottom of that objective meritocracy, you are not gaining $50k/week (SFYL).
Hence the uninterrupted fusillade of butthurt.
I won't presume to speak for our clever steem tycoon, but will say I'd put a non-trivial % of that $50k/week into Monero, were I to be in his shoes.
Specifically, my normal allocation for Free Cash is 1/3 Money 1.0 (gold/silver bullion/miners), 1/3 Money 2.0 (Bitcoin), and 1/3 Money 3.0 (Monero).
So I'll try to remember smooth-type Steem whales will, per capita, be putting about $17k/week into Monero, for the duration of the present Digg 2.0+blockchain fad.
You need to stop whining and give your all your remaining money to smooth. Or use it to tip fluffy for that boss-ass pitty t-shirt he was sporting.
I don't care if you need that money to eat, because smooth will do more with his strong hands than you would ever accomplish by flailing and drowning in the altcoin continuum.
Can we re-tune this as, "Idealism profits a man only once, it's a star-struck way without means." Smooth saw an opportunity that didn't meet the fraud test (Does it advertise itself as something else: yes/no?) and made the best of it. He has committed to a policy against fraud, not fools--my question is whether steem is useful?
smooth is cashing out roughly $50,000 per week.
Is that a meritocracy?
Is that a meritocracy?
TYVM for the specific insight into our present and eternally static meritocratic system of crypto-capital allocation.
Yes, this is meritocracy. Embrace the invisible hand; eschew your false preconceptions. Sacrifice them to the God of Empiricism.
Because of your status near the bottom of that objective meritocracy, you are not gaining $50k/week (SFYL).
Hence the uninterrupted fusillade of butthurt.
I won't presume to speak for our clever steem tycoon, but will say I'd put a non-trivial % of that $50k/week into Monero, were I to be in his shoes.
Specifically, my normal allocation for Free Cash is 1/3 Money 1.0 (gold/silver bullion/miners), 1/3 Money 2.0 (Bitcoin), and 1/3 Money 3.0 (Monero).
So I'll try to remember smooth-type Steem whales will, per capita, be putting about $17k/week into Monero, for the duration of the present Digg 2.0+blockchain fad.
You need to stop whining and give your all your remaining money to smooth. Or use it to tip fluffy for that boss-ass pitty t-shirt he was sporting.
I don't care if you need that money to eat, because smooth will do more with his strong hands than you would ever accomplish by flailing and drowning in the altcoin continuum.
We need a new Bruce Wanker video (click my profile and read my posts for all the details you need for the video about the Steemit pyramid):
He acquired nearly 1% back during the "sneaky mine" phase. You can understand why he wasn't willing to attack this coin the way he normally attacks pump and dump scams. That $millions bought his "I am not omniscient about the potential future not being a disaster" attitude.
Btw, smooth is cashing out roughly $50,000 per week. (assuming your $5m valuation of his SP is correct)
Is that a meritocracy
You can see why he would have an incentive to not speak about how it will be a disaster for those who invest in SP now (requires a 2 year lock up cashed out over 104 weeks), while he is cashing out every week. Chaching. Fools please buy Steemit and give your money to smooth.
Smooth seems to have found a way to game the system
Look at his balance https://steemit.com/@smooth/transfers
He already owns $ 5 Millions at today's market price. Insane.
Look at his balance https://steemit.com/@smooth/transfers
He already owns $ 5 Millions at today's market price. Insane.
He acquired nearly 1% back during the "sneaky mine" phase. You can understand why he wasn't willing to attack this coin the way he normally attacks pump and dump scams. That $millions bought his "I am not omniscient about the potential future not being a disaster" attitude.
Btw, smooth is cashing out roughly $50,000 per week. (assuming your $5m valuation of his SP is correct)
Is that a meritocracy
You can see why he would have an incentive to not speak about how it will be a disaster for those who invest in SP now (requires a 2 year lock up cashed out over 104 weeks), while he is cashing out every week. Chaching. Fools please buy Steemit and give your money to smooth.
Bruce Wanker is a pretty gud name 
And he definitely knows a lot about the DAO situation
And he definitely knows a lot about the DAO situation
Spot on.
Is that F'ETHing not yet at 0 yet.
quality, i saw it first on forum.ethereum.org when the news broke
https://forum.ethereum.org/discussion/7735/the-dao-is-under-attack-and-being-drained-of-all-ether (halfway down the page)
It made me nearly pee then and now
https://forum.ethereum.org/discussion/7735/the-dao-is-under-attack-and-being-drained-of-all-ether (halfway down the page)
It made me nearly pee then and now
The follow up could be viewed here
Bruce Wanker Gives An Update on the DAO Situation
Bruce Wanker Gives An Update on the DAO Situation
I bet everyone that downvoted that video are sore losers that lost their money on the DAO thing.
I agree. There is no reason to really downvote that video as it is truly funny regardless of whether you've lost money in DAO or are just an innocent bystander. Im glad that I didn't end up risking a single satoshi, Bitcoin is too valuable to get in those shitholes and losing a single satoshi is always painful if you know the true value of Bitcoin in the long term.
There's surely room for profiting in the altcoin ecosystem, but there's also room for disaster to strike. This deserves to be bumped - the priec of ETH is currently declining:
I bet everyone that downvoted that video are sore losers that lost their money on the DAO thing. Im glad that I didn't end up risking a single satoshi, Bitcoin is too valuable to get in those shitholes and losing a single satoshi is always painful if you know the true value of Bitcoin in the long term.
Popcorn to the moon!
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