I don't appreciate the attacks on my integrity. It's simply hard to get started when you don't have a résumé. (Much like the real world)
Dude, I perfectly understand, why don't you use a well recognized escrow from this forum?
Also, where do you live? You could also use localbitcoins
But let me reiterate:
Hint: you can just go to BTC-E and buy! But then you can't scam anyone, right?
One member who contacted me said he'd contact SaltySpitoon (trusted escrow guy), but that was a day ago, and since then a scam report has appeared on his account.
I also set up an account on BTC-e a few days ago using the same username (Bono) but NONE of the options they had to transfer fiat were working, so I just said fuck it.
If, at this point, anyone is willing to perform smaller transactions with me, please let me know.