To the "Lending" companies (hey man, do you think I can get my money back soon), I salute you.
To Bitmain and "the plan", I salute you.
To Wall Street who always knows my future, I salute you.
To the newbie crypto-millionaires, who only like the part about making easy money, I salute you.
To the lower middle-class who borrowed all the equity in their homes to buy crypto and told everyone about it, I salute you.
To the SEC who will wait until every crypto is worthless to go after anyone, I salute you.
To the old school crypto nerds, who cashed out in 2017 when they saw what was coming, great job!
I still remember the days when getting anything over a 1% yield on a bank account was something to brag about.
One day I will tell my grand kids about the time in 2017 when everyone except politicians were happy and it was a joy to work at any job because you had real money that actually could make you more real money. Time to find the next bubble...