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Topic: can you pee and masturbate at the same time? (Read 1943 times)

newbie
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September 10, 2015, 09:52:43 PM
#22
A woman can do it.

In fact they can squirt (from the vagina) and piss (from their urinary exit) at the same time. How is that for achievement?  Grin

MLG tier multitasking lol
hero member
Activity: 854
Merit: 1009
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September 10, 2015, 09:44:10 PM
#21
A woman can do it.

In fact they can squirt (from the vagina) and piss (from their urinary exit) at the same time. How is that for achievement?  Grin
hero member
Activity: 714
Merit: 500
September 09, 2015, 11:57:22 PM
#20
If you a hole say 3-4 fingers below your belly button you will have acessed the bladder and you could pee at the same time. It should not be to painful,maybe a slight discomfort at first as you cut through the skin into the bladder. Be prepared to  towel off though.

hero member
Activity: 728
Merit: 500
Never ending parties are what Im into.
September 09, 2015, 11:13:04 PM
#19
If you a hole say 3-4 fingers below your belly button you will have acessed the bladder and you could pee at the same time. It should not be to painful,maybe a slight discomfort at first as you cut through the skin into the bladder. Be prepared to  towel off though.
legendary
Activity: 1188
Merit: 1016
September 07, 2015, 03:30:50 PM
#18
anyone try ? Smiley

You must be a virgin.   Tongue  (It's OK, we all were at one time, except for Chuck Norris)

Everyone (male) who has ever had sex knows the feeling of needing to pee after sex but being unable to because the blood pressure is still holding that little valve shut.  

exactly. but the 12 year old boys will find that out soon (i hope)  Tongue

I've found that it is just about possible to pee.

Aiming is my problem. I've actually got the headstand on lock, but my penis often seems to acquire 2 extra urethras during sex for unknown reasons. This results in a sort of majestic liquid trident, travelling at tremendous speed. The taming of this powerful natural phenomenon has so far proved elusive.
legendary
Activity: 1148
Merit: 1014
In Satoshi I Trust
September 07, 2015, 12:54:43 PM
#17
anyone try ? Smiley

You must be a virgin.   Tongue  (It's OK, we all were at one time, except for Chuck Norris)

Everyone (male) who has ever had sex knows the feeling of needing to pee after sex but being unable to because the blood pressure is still holding that little valve shut. 

exactly. but the 12 year old boys will find that out soon (i hope)  Tongue
Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
September 06, 2015, 10:43:04 PM
#16
anyone try ? Smiley

You must be a virgin.   Tongue  (It's OK, we all were at one time, except for Chuck Norris)

Everyone (male) who has ever had sex knows the feeling of needing to pee after sex but being unable to because the blood pressure is still holding that little valve shut. 
full member
Activity: 210
Merit: 100
September 06, 2015, 10:36:46 PM
#15
anyone try ? Smiley
hero member
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Merit: 500
September 06, 2015, 05:50:25 PM
#14
It's like I'm really in middle school!

....I was about to ask why even waste the time to shitpost like this, but OP believes in ghosts so I think he actually is in middle school  Sad

OP was masturbating when he saw a ghost and peed all over.

Now he/she just wants to know if he/she's normal.

Don't be too hard...


Oh, I'm hard alright...  >:]

Wenk wenk

I'm literally peeing as I type this, with a hard-on - as a result, gotta stand on my hands upside down to aim & type with my nose (doing handstand push-ups for each keystroke) on my phone

It's so hard to aim getting my phone wet it's all over my face
sr. member
Activity: 392
Merit: 251
September 06, 2015, 05:46:27 PM
#13
It's like I'm really in middle school!

....I was about to ask why even waste the time to shitpost like this, but OP believes in ghosts so I think he actually is in middle school  Sad

OP was masturbating when he saw a ghost and peed all over.

Now he/she just wants to know if he/she's normal.

Don't be too hard...


Oh, I'm hard alright...  >:]

Wenk wenk
hero member
Activity: 714
Merit: 500
September 06, 2015, 05:41:37 PM
#12
It's like I'm really in middle school!

....I was about to ask why even waste the time to shitpost like this, but OP believes in ghosts so I think he actually is in middle school  Sad

OP was masturbating when he saw a ghost and peed all over.

Now he/she just wants to know if he/she's normal.

Don't be too hard...


Oh, I'm hard alright...  >:]
newbie
Activity: 28
Merit: 0
September 06, 2015, 04:50:00 PM
#11
It's like I'm really in middle school!

....I was about to ask why even waste the time to shitpost like this, but OP believes in ghosts so I think he actually is in middle school  Sad

OP was masturbating when he saw a ghost and peed all over.

Now he/she just wants to know if he/she's normal.

Don't be too hard...

hero member
Activity: 493
Merit: 500
September 06, 2015, 03:29:02 PM
#10
No harm in trying.

I wonder how many other people piss with a stonk on as well  Lips sealed
hero member
Activity: 728
Merit: 500
Never ending parties are what Im into.
September 06, 2015, 03:24:06 PM
#9
I can tell you what its like to piss scar tissue if that helps.
newbie
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Merit: 0
September 06, 2015, 09:00:27 AM
#8
Why dont you try it and give us your results in fact dont report back thats digusting
legendary
Activity: 1188
Merit: 1016
September 06, 2015, 06:41:06 AM
#7
Yes, but you have to stand on your head to urinate or the piss misses the toilet. Assuming you're male, that is.
legendary
Activity: 1148
Merit: 1014
In Satoshi I Trust
September 06, 2015, 05:11:31 AM
#6
not possible. how old are you? no experience?
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
September 06, 2015, 01:16:11 AM
#5
I dated this gal, once...
hero member
Activity: 714
Merit: 500
September 05, 2015, 11:36:25 PM
#4
It's like I'm really in middle school!

....I was about to ask why even waste the time to shitpost like this, but OP believes in ghosts so I think he actually is in middle school  Sad
legendary
Activity: 2156
Merit: 1393
You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
September 05, 2015, 10:58:26 PM
#3
Pissturbate

lol
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