Topic: ***CAUGHT RED HANDED*** Funniest Ebay experience I've ever had. - page 2. (Read 2619 times)
Heehee! Nice thinking on your feet! Congrats
Nice one 
Oh man , this is priceless. I guess he shat his pants and decided to stop tryong to scam you. 
, this is priceless. I guess he shat his pants and decided to stop tryong to scam you. 
ROFL love this post
lol countered bullshit with bullshit
Okay, so I sell ASICMINER USB miners on Ebay, among other things. I am still fairly new to selling, and didn't realize how important tracking is until a month ago (even a signature requirement is my mandatory practice now).
Anyways, this Italian guy won my auction, and so I get this in my inbox:
him: "Hi, you know some thing about my 2 usbs???"
me: "It has been 7 business days since shipment. If it doesn't show up in 3 business days please let me know! Your package is the first I have ever sent to Italy, so I'm not sure what delays there are. In the worst case scenario I will give you a full refund on your order. "
him: Hi again. I don't received nothing yet, I want to wait to Monday, after that I tell you if is arrive or not. Fuck the Italian poste.
(a week later)....
him: Hi, i dont see USB yet?!??!
Well something about this doesn't seem right, I thought. I knew I had to give him the benefit of the doubt, but I wanted to test him a little bit first. So I threw some bullshit at him:
me: "Looks like a lost package. If they have been stolen, I'll be able to use their internal MAC addresses to trace them on the blockchain network for investigators to follow.
In the meantime, I will issue a complete refund on Monday. Sorry for the inconvenience."
And here's his response not even 3 hours later:
him: "Ok I found the pack. It is ok. Thx"
Yes... the package magically appeared in front of him within 3 hours after his last message. Nice try, buddy...
I'll be keeping your money
Anyways, this Italian guy won my auction, and so I get this in my inbox:
him: "Hi, you know some thing about my 2 usbs???"
me: "It has been 7 business days since shipment. If it doesn't show up in 3 business days please let me know! Your package is the first I have ever sent to Italy, so I'm not sure what delays there are. In the worst case scenario I will give you a full refund on your order. "
him: Hi again. I don't received nothing yet, I want to wait to Monday, after that I tell you if is arrive or not. Fuck the Italian poste.
(a week later)....
him: Hi, i dont see USB yet?!??!
Well something about this doesn't seem right, I thought. I knew I had to give him the benefit of the doubt, but I wanted to test him a little bit first. So I threw some bullshit at him:
me: "Looks like a lost package. If they have been stolen, I'll be able to use their internal MAC addresses to trace them on the blockchain network for investigators to follow.
In the meantime, I will issue a complete refund on Monday. Sorry for the inconvenience."
And here's his response not even 3 hours later:
him: "Ok I found the pack. It is ok. Thx"
Yes... the package magically appeared in front of him within 3 hours after his last message. Nice try, buddy...
I'll be keeping your money Jump to: