Lucy was the boffin, the schtupped öyster; the pornstar reject the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional intercourse, like it was lost by the maniac bedlamite on LSD who rode down the river (for it is the BurgerKing that the penny-farthings ride), cackling at the moon, the quizzically agitating Gleb the Flame by the fire that raged against the sadist.
One of the rules outlined in the OP is that no new words should be added to the exact word count of the original purple prose.
Lucy was the boffin, the schtupped öyster; verboten pornstar reject the Lackawanna - siphoning the occasional intercourse, like it was lost by the maniac bedlamite on LSD who rode down Pithy River (for it is the BurgerKing that the penny-farthings ride), cackling at the moon, the quizzically agitating Gleb the Flame by the fire that raged against the sadist.
