Happy April Fools' Day mate
And on the topic - China does hold the most of the mining power but if they don't want to update to the new protocol why should the rest of the world be hindered? Can't we just ignore them altogether and continue the mining operations elsewhere. China is just one country it can't be that hard can it?
April fools day was only lacking a KuakKuak and it is completed now.
Chinese owning a large percentage of the mining power only means they are so invested in bitcoin that will never let it get in harms way. the block size will eventually be solved it is not a simple matter to just change without any consequences.