Bitcoin has no use cases. It's useless for micro transactions, its useless for anonymity, and its useless for instant transactions. Sidechains won't help that, as another use pointed out, developers of altcoins come to improve upon bitcoin, not work with Bitcoin's flaws. And as another user said, Bitcoin is an altcoin, and it's in Beta stage with hardly any userbase compared to even apps on Google Play.
Get realistic.
Another shitcoin enthusiast who doesn't understand sidechains. I'd suggest you do some research before sidechains rolls out because it's going to make your worthless shitcoins even more worthless.
The nice thing about sidechains is that it doesn't require using the bitcoin protocol. That means there can be entire sidechains created for micropayments/merchant transactions/anonymity/etc. If it turns out that cryptonite, darkcoin, or monero bring features people want, they can be simply implemented as sidechains.
It's funny that you say that because for all intents and purposes, Bitcoin was the very first "shitcoin" and is currently the #1 "shitcoin". Satoshi Nakamoto mined aprox 1million Bitcoins, most early adopters bought tons at ridiculously "low" prices, and most of all Bitcoin's entire price increase history was because of an illegal trading bot using nonexistent fiat cash to buy bitcoins on MtGox.
You're trying to defend your investment in Bitcoin, I know, but it's all in vain when you look at the details.