My account equity alone was over $220,000 (around 1,000 BTC at these levels) with me alone. I know a large number effected by this horse shit

Rick rolled like a mofo in other words...
And tell me again why it's Coinbase's fault that you lost money speculating on BTC. Did you lose it on their exchange? Did the BTC price crash after CA's statement that Coinbase did not have a license? Did Coinbase claim that they had a CA license?
You also don't seem to understand what rickroll means. See:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RickrollingCoinbase rickrolled users that thought they found what Coinbase was launching by going to
https://coinbase.com/lunar/featureAnd by the way, for every loser, there's a winner. So maybe you should sue all the people that made money.
Did Exxon tell you the titanic of oil rigs was already built, approved and funded + launching in
10 hours and then you bought it?
Did Coinbase tell you that? From what I can tell, WSJ leaked the news before Coinbase launched. And it caused you to buy what? BTC, that's right. Did Coinbase force you to buy BTC? You bought BTC to speculate because you heard rumors that Coinbase was launching an exchange. That's right, rumors. Coinbase didn't say a peep until Monday except for a mysterious rocket website with a countdown. By the time Coinbase said something, the market had already crashed.
Then they use your cash to buy the Oil @ 30% less than you paid for because the ass end of the magical market falls out from it?
How did Coinbase use your cash? Did you lose your cash on the coinbase exchange? Were they on the other side of your margin trade? Are you saying they lied to everyone to purposely crash the market while they are shorting BTC? Lol
I intend on recovering a little over $220,000 lost from Coinbase's rick roll attempt.
Ok, getting some popcorn.