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Lets take a typical Saturday night admission to an emergency room. Girl gets hammered and falls on her high heels and breaks her ankle.
Can a drunk person be expected to make rational plans? No.
Do we want to live in a society where a drunk woman with a broken ankle is supposed to look after her own care? No.
Under these circumstances, there can't be a market solution.
Correct. The market has its uses. The care for the sick, drunk and injured is not one of them.
Sure it does, the market is operation through the government which reaps huge taxes through the liqueur tax. They have a strong interest in encouraging people to become drunk, that they get hurt is just a fringe benefit for them as it validates the nanny state.
Government is a market participant, it is just that one participant that has the right to kill you and take all you have if you happen to be in a geography it controls, but in order to maintain folks in that geography it only harvests those it can most easily get away with, such as this foolish woman who didn't bother to remove her Louboutins after getting drunk.
Women have always gotten drunk and have been suffering broken ankles since high heels were invented. You have conceded that there is no way a market can be run for drunk injured people. Our cities are full of such people every Saturday night. So we provide emergency rooms. If you want to advocate that we leave them to their fate, feel free to do so.
By the way, I'm not picking on women here - drunk guys who beaten up are in the same position.