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Topic: Could everybody please claim to be Satoshi Nakamoto and get it over with? - page 2. (Read 2067 times)

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No, NSA are Satoshi Nakamoto!
A Satoshi Nakomoto = ASN = NSA backwards.
Nakamoto SAtoshi = NSA
Satoshi Nakamoto an transcript - "Ma, I took NSA's oath"  Cheesy

Well, yet get it over with this.
member
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I think that everyone must like doing this. I really don't care but it is starting to annoy me.
Anyway i am Satoshi  Smiley
full member
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I am Satoshi Nakamoto. To prove it here is my SHA256 hash.

Message:
Code:
I am Satoshi Nakamoto

Hash:
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5d7c7ba21cbbcd75d14800b100252d5b428e5b1213d27c385bc141ca6b47989e
sr. member
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Token

Here, I'll start. 

I am Satoshi Nakamoto.

Sorry for endlessly repeating, but sign with the Satoshi key 5EC948A1 or STFU.
Nah. Too lazy.

source: I'm Satoshi Nakamoto
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I could b Satoshi.......
legendary
Activity: 924
Merit: 1132
Honestly, the only reason I started this thread was because they were getting too close to figuring out who I am in real life.

If I can get people to keep them distracted with bogus claims, I'll have a little more maneuvering room, right?  

It's sort of a mind-game opSec, so I can eventually spend my million Bitcoins.  But only if other people claim to be me, too.  Right?  And don't worry; I'll never provide the kind of proof to show that you were lying.

Satoshi Nakamoto
hero member
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never would i claim to be satoshi if it weren't for this thread. now revealed, i guess i have nothing to hide now.
I'm Satoshi Nakamoto and i forgot my private key that is why i can't spend my millions - any help would be appreciated.
legendary
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Here, I'll start.  
I am Satoshi Nakamoto.

Sorry for endlessly repeating, but sign with the Satoshi key 5EC948A1 or STFU.

He doesn't need to sign because I vouch for him being Satoshi Nakamoto.
I know he is for a fact, because I'm Satoshi Nakamoto as well.
AGD
legendary
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Keeper of the Private Key

Here, I'll start. 

I am Satoshi Nakamoto.

Sorry for endlessly repeating, but sign with the Satoshi key 5EC948A1 or STFU.
legendary
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this is our own fault as a community! we shouldn't even talk about it when someone claims to be satoshi without proper proof. and proper proof is should be the normal signing message from a bitcoin address not inventing your own way and doing it privately!
this is so simple that it makes me mad to think about how CW filled the social media with lots of people talking about some BS
legendary
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Spartacus was Satoshi Nakamoto.

I am Spartacus!
legendary
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True sarcasm. Lol!!

Really I am fed up with this claim. Frankly no impact is going to make in ours life even after knowing who Mr. Nakamoto really is. Neither the price of bitcoin will have any impact.

I want him to live in peace because once his identity is proven, all enforcement agencies will be after him, which I don't want to happen.

legendary
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Guys, I'm serious about this joke.   Wink

Honestly.  Don't even reply if you're not going to claim to be Satoshi.  I want people to get used to making the claim.  I want them to make the claim EVERY time the stupid topic comes up.  I want it to be a running gag that the entire community throws like a cream pie at any idiot who wants to know who Satoshi is.  I want people to never know who's serious and who's joking or even who *intends* to be believed.  Don't even allow anyone to claim to be Satoshi without also claiming to be Satoshi.  Hell, go first sometimes and let all the other Satoshis chime in.  Call bogus news conferences.  Post youtube accounts about how and why you invented Bitcoin. Lie like a rug and cheat with both hands.  This is what it takes to turn it into the non-topic it so richly deserves to be.  Such idiot claims will be ignored only when they're a dime a dozen and there's no way to tell whether another claim is a joke.

"I am Satoshi Nakamoto."

legendary
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One guy already proved that he is Satoshi Nakamoto and he has proven it and all he has contact when the bitcoin was just starting out have confirmed it so let us just accept it as it is ..Well until the next guy that will come out has a better proof ..
hero member
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What of there is no Satoshi Nakamoto, what if it's a myth and bitcoin was created by some AI....   Cheesy
donator
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legendary
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..like bright metal on a sullen ground.

Here, I'll start. 

I am Satoshi Nakamoto.

*Except minus 1 million bitcoins.
hero member
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It sure is a big deal to everyone apparently I honestly don't care if he's satoshi or not. if he decides to dump his bitcoins I will just buy them at a cheaper price.
Also
I'm satoshi   Wink
legendary
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Merit: 1132

Here, I'll start. 

I am Satoshi Nakamoto.
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