Topic: Cows Are Deadlier Than You Ever Knew (Read 2083 times)
Beefs! Beefs! Beefs!
Dont get before a cow and they will not hurt you anyway . Its as simple as that seems to be.
I like my cows well done. 
Girl found in farmer's field with severe puncture wounds to her body. She was rushed to hospital and is expected to fully recover.
Police found evidence on the girl's phone and have prime suspectin custody for dinner.
Police found evidence on the girl's phone and have prime suspect
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Video link! --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZzJGM661D0
Video link! --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZzJGM661D0
Actually, humans were genetically engineered by aliens to breed cows to sustain the milkiness of the Milky Way Galaxy.
Sadly, this Irish dude NEVER saw the last selfie he took of himself in front of what seemed like a herd of friendly cows. The Irish police do believe they know which cow's to blame for his demise, but are not releasing any further details till after Wednesday. (did you get the subtle joke?)
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Video link! --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZzJGM661D0
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Did know cows could be so deadly glad I like to eat them..
I know of a farmer who had his leg broken by a cow when he went too near its calf. Stay away from calfs.
To be fair, not all cows are killers. Some cows have a porpoise.
It's porpoise that is the driving force behind all evil.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um1Kxewx-_s
We're not here because we're free; we're here because we're not free. There's no escaping reason, no denying porpoise, for as we both know, without porpoise we would not exist. It is porpoise that created us, porpoise that connects us, porpoise that pulls us, that guides us, that drives us; it is porpoise that defines us, porpoise that binds us. We are here because of you, Mr. Anderson. We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us. Porpoise. - Agent Smith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNkrF43SZEUWe're not here because we're free; we're here because we're not free. There's no escaping reason, no denying porpoise, for as we both know, without porpoise we would not exist. It is porpoise that created us, porpoise that connects us, porpoise that pulls us, that guides us, that drives us; it is porpoise that defines us, porpoise that binds us. We are here because of you, Mr. Anderson. We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us. Porpoise. - Agent Smith
To be fair, not all cows are killers. Some cows have a porpoise.
sure, that cows kill hundred or thousand people because eat them too much until they overweight and cant move from their bed 
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holy fuck, i wouldn't want to meet that cow at night
Dude, at night even that cow could be tipped over, but it's during the day you should be leery of meeting up that cow.
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holy fuck, i wouldn't want to meet that cow at night
I almost fucked a cow once, but was too worn out after servicing a goat. To be clear, I wasn't worn out just from servicing the goat, for there was this chicken coop...
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Don't forget the Nazi cows.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5194147/Farmer-brings-Nazi-cows-back-to-Britain-after-2000-years.html
That copper smashing the cow is the funniest thing i have seen all day, thanks, made my day
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5194147/Farmer-brings-Nazi-cows-back-to-Britain-after-2000-years.html
That copper smashing the cow is the funniest thing i have seen all day, thanks, made my day
Thank you for that very interesting article.
The gif is of Jim Carrey from a scene out of the movie 'Me, Myself & Irene'. You can see part of that scene at the end of this trailer. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0183505/
I don't trust cows one bit. I live in the country and they've gone for me quite a few times when out on innocent bike rides. They're sketchy buggers. My dad was a dairy farmer and battled them all day long.
Don't forget the Nazi cows.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5194147/Farmer-brings-Nazi-cows-back-to-Britain-after-2000-years.html
That copper smashing the cow is the funniest thing i have seen all day, thanks, made my day
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5194147/Farmer-brings-Nazi-cows-back-to-Britain-after-2000-years.html
That copper smashing the cow is the funniest thing i have seen all day, thanks, made my day
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