Topic: Crafting world's longest English sentence sans punctuations, repeating words, .. (Read 1319 times)

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Shit, dude, I had to read that twice through to get my head wrapped around. Mission accomplished, but now I have to read it some more to get my head wrapped around it. I'm sure it'll all make sense to me once I added to what's been written thus far, along with having done the accompanied edits. You da man!

64 words (+ 3 when factoring in the she-necromancer name change down to two words) left to go [at this penning] is not a lot of words. I see that the narrator made his/her reappearance (is he/she a [long lost] relative? just a thought).

Thanks for editing that hyphenated issue, bud. I see you incorped "thee" and "thy", which I have no issues with, the same true for any foreign terms part of the English lexicon/vocabulary that's commonly used today.

Both "river" and "rivers" was used, easily passing muster especial on how they were used, but in the caution on the side of erroring (or something like that), I changed "rivers" to "waterways" (again, please review ALL my edits).

Problematic terms highlighted in pink.

Extractable common words highlight in yellow available for future reuse.

Down swampy Louisiana way there dwelt an iniquitous necromancer named Toumura Maleficent Vurotia Vromira Morte whom I serendipitously thrice encountered who spent all her waking hours focused on raising long lost corrupted spirits from their waterlogged burial chambers steadfastly believing she might stumble upon abhorrent factualisms regarding omnipotent artifacts which shall more than likely reward herself untold and overwhelming powers concerning subjugation over earthly equinal lifeforms created aside terrifyingly sadistic demons formerly residing among mere mortal ponies forever grazing across open fertile fields filled by golden wheat traditionally utilized while developing procedures for discovering individuals manifesting antidisestablishmentarianism tendencies within largely liberal congregations around sprawling developments alongside meandering natural waterways flowing southerly verses northerly similarly like River Nile past multitudinous bustling metropolises including Luxor previously known as the Ancient Egyptian city of Waset or Greek Thebes once having had myriad hieroglyphs depicting femmes fatales mayhaps said seductresses hastening its ultimate demise when earthen atmospheric conditions constitute needed further evaluations reflected through continually expanding evil forces entering into infinite territories naive humans have forsaken throughout written historical millenniums in recounted previous experiences people neglected incorporating required logistical anomalies whereas superficial conglomerates direct cute honey bee workflows creating intricate architecturally beautiful structural masterpieces hence before leaving thee third confrontation with mentioned wicked deceased communicator thy was asked my dental services be rendered removing excruciatingly painful impacted wisdom teeth abating consistently annoying agony causing undue distress leading to inability performing ritualistic tasks requisite conjuring exanimate beings whilst ruminating about preceding events impacting reanimating abilities foretold ... (or foretelling; again, edit in or out)

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I think I require a synopsis as to what was last added, for all I was able to glean more-or-less is that the narrative had a toothache.   TBC, I'm in no way alluding to that the addition was bad, just beyond my scope of comprehension at the moment, perhaps figuring it out within minutes, hours, days ... but not at this penning.

EDIT: Okay, I'm truly getting my head wrapped around it now once I got 'thee' and 'thy' fully engrained, for it was themist that trippeth me uppeth. I wish that I was born with a thesaurus up my ass like yinz, but perhaps there wasn't any room next to the pi et al., not to mention the circumference of my adit restricting oversized tomes, of which even today is limited to Cliffs Notes editions. Wanna see?

Some modification and another addition, still many more words needed to hit your goal of 314.  


structural masterpieces hence before leaving thee third confrontation with mentioned wicked deceased communicator thy was asked my dental services be rendered removing excruciatingly painful impacted wisdom teeth abating consistently annoying agony causing undue distress leading to inability performing ritualistic tasks requisite conjuring exanimate beings whilst ruminating about preceding events impacting reanimating abilities


That might not work, there would probably be a comma needed before hence?

That's fuckin' amazing! That's @ Zach. @ jonnybravo0311, come again, for all that I was able to ascertain is that you're some sort of thatman at some that company which somehow pays you a salary for a service that you've outline above. Did I nail that?  

Now, back to editing that which I have started. In the spirit of pi, I wish to it be exactly 314 words in length. Also in the spirit of going full circle, I wish the prose to end in the voice of the [first-person] narrator. Yes, it's a major calling, but I'd say we're (translated: probably mostly you all - I'm just the creator-cum-part time editor possessing rudimentary skillsets, faking it like ALL my ex-girlfriends used to do) up to the task.

I envision the prose to virtually tell a complete story (a short story). In that vain, it'll need a title, one consisting of words not used in the prose, yet [fully] portrays the story. Perhaps too early to contrive one now, but not too early to start thinking of its title. The title will not count toward the word count. (here's an example of how my brain works: in hindsight it would've been great if the title were indeed part of the word count, with it not only acting as an actual title, but also as the start of the prose, which may still be accomplishable if any of yous are up to the task while I independently explore such avenue, with no promises - furthermore, in re how my brain works, I feel like I'm trapped in some sort of Rube Goldberg thingy, expanding a once relatively simple task into a more complex project with each subsequent post, taking all yous along for the ride pretending to steer   - but whatever I'm doing, I have at least one highly educated dude participating during work hours on this asshole's thread  )

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Problematic terms highlighted in pink.

Extractable common words highlight in yellow available for future reuse.

Major concerns in bold red.

Down swampy Louisiana way there dwelt an iniquitous necromancer named Toumura Maleficent Vurotia Vromira Morte whom I serendipitously thrice encountered who spent all her waking hours focused on raising long lost corrupted spirits from their waterlogged burial chambers steadfastly believing she might stumble upon abhorrent factualisms regarding omnipotent artifacts which shall more than likely reward herself untold and overwhelming powers concerning subjugation over earthly equinal lifeforms created by terrifyingly sadistic demons formerly residing among mere mortal ponies forever grazing across open fertile fields filled with golden wheat traditionally utilized while developing procedures for discovering individuals manifesting antidisestablishmentarianism tendencies within largely liberal congregations around sprawling developments alongside meandering natural rivers flowing southerly verses northerly similarly like River Nile past multitudinous bustling metropolises including Luxor previously known as the Ancient Egyptian city of Waset or Greek Thebes once having had myriad hieroglyphs depicting femmes fatales mayhaps said seductresses hastening its ultimate demise when earthen atmospheric conditions constitute needed further evaluations reflected by ever expanding evil forces entering into infinite territories naive humans have forsaken throughout written historical millenniums in recounted previous experiences people neglected incorporating required logistical anomalies whereas superficial conglomerates direct cute honey bee workflows creating intricate architecturally beautiful structures that are extremely pleasing to behold yet ...

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Words   206
Characters (including spaces)   1663
Characters (without spaces)   1458

EDIT: Much closer than I thought to my self-imposed 314-word count prose, thus we best start thinking in terms of winding the story to a close, again, toward its end reintroduce the narrator in some capacity, for we don't want to disappoint future readers as to what happened to him or her since in retrospect he/she's relaying the story.









I just noticed that "ever expanding" is normally hyphenated.