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Topic: Creation of the state, in seven easy steps. - page 2. (Read 1386 times)

legendary
Activity: 1386
Merit: 1016
The steps you give is have happened in our human history except step 7. We human being can't live eternally, probably one day we will. What if we have every things available, we do nothing and just have some fun. And there is no meaning for our live. What is the point of living eternally?
legendary
Activity: 1512
Merit: 1005
Precondition: People lived off the land, fishing, hunting, barely surviving.

Step 1: Jokka and Varg, fooling around, doing nothing, got hungry. See, a farm, lets go steal some food, kill the horses, rape the wife and his daugters, steal his horses, set fire to his barn, have some fun.

Step 2: Food is becoming scarce around here, let's just steal some of the food and rape his wife, let him keep his horses, the girls we can kidnap, and the boys we can molest. Then, next year, he will have produced more food, so we don't have to walk that far.

Step 3: Lets trade with some of the folks to collect everything, then we can fool around in our Hall doing nothing, and the food just comes to us.

Step 4: Let's create a law to our advantage, and have the people come to us with their food, it is even cheaper. Under the threat that if they don't, someone else (who might that be) will kill them off and steal everything.

Step 5: Let us hire some priests and some journalist to tell them how good we are, then they will come with their food and hail us and sing songs to us, and kill our competitors for us.

Step 6: Let us create a website where people can just report how much they own and how much they want to give us, which is everything except what they need to produce next years gift.

Step 7: Life is good, Jokka. Now we just need some embryos we can suck blood from, filled with stem-cells, that will make us eternal. By the way, there are too many people here, they just poison us with carbon dioxide, let's make a plan to reduce their numbers.

Life is good, and we will live forever, Varg.
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