Geez, relax with the trolling guys. I'm not a big fan of his music at the moment or some of his past decisions or requests, but does he deserve this constant barrage? Thought this was suppose to be a community? Give it a rest.
You should probably read his entire post history. Here's a good starting point.
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.582414A 5 million dollar investment now would result in a great amount of wealth in the near future. As I make more money I will give more back to you due to the fact you catalyzed what would take much longer to accomplish. I plan on being a billionaire one day and you will have a piece of that. Most of this investment would go into purchasing a mansion or high-end estate. The rest would be spent to start my plan, which consists of various business ideas that have come to me. Once they are in full gear, I will be making ten's of thousands per month from two business alone - a chauffeur service and web hosting company. I have will have several other sources of income aside from these.
With your help, I will be making 50-100 grand/month within a year, easily. Plus the value of the property and assets purchased will not diminish to nothing. Overtime, I will expand my wealth and begin larger projects that will generate millions. This will be within 5 years, with your help. Honestly, I could probably do it in 2-3 years and probably would.
Here we are, almost a year later and dank wants someone to buy him a car because his grand plans of last year haven't made him enough money to buy it himself. His "business plans" for making his untold millions also seem to have changed.