Man this is the funniest thread I've seen on this forum yet ! I almost got hernia from laughing too hard !
We should make this a sticky (with a note it's not real)...
Topic: Data proves Bitcoins are dropping to 0 - page 2. (Read 8904 times)
Man I'll subscribe to any trading analysis from Imperi for now on. 
Specially those of which includes negative values. How much will you pay me for handling me your bitcoins, btw?
shall we report this op? obviously he knew something 2 days prior to the crash.
I'm a financial wizard. Report me all you want.
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Having the FBI (or CIA) knock on my door over a funny picture I made in paint would seriously make my life... I can't wait to be on the news.
Man I'll subscribe to any trading analysis from Imperi for now on.
This is proven with a mathematical linear regression, which is used by market experts to forecast future values. This regression clearly shows a trend towards 0, and could possibly even hit negative value. Sell everything.
ha ha. This brings back memories of my TA days, having to grade student's horribly retarded analysis.
I was right all along!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very close. Bottom price was $0.01. Didn't go negative, though. Tsk, tsk.
I said it would only possibly hit negative, while I had proof it would hit 0.
You awesome, if I had any coins I'd donate to you.
shall we report this op? obviously he knew something 2 days prior to the crash.
too late to get in at .01 now.
ok guys when it goes negative I will more than happy let you pay me to take your bitcoins 
I eagerly await the day I have to pay someone to take my bitcoins. Oh wait, I'll just open a bitcoin dump. $10 per ton and sorry my business will not accept payment in bitcoins.
I was right all along!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very close. Bottom price was $0.01. Didn't go negative, though. Tsk, tsk.
I said it would only possibly hit negative, while I had proof it would hit 0.
I was right all along!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very close. Bottom price was $0.01. Didn't go negative, though. Tsk, tsk.
This is proven with a mathematical linear regression, which is used by market experts to forecast future values. This regression clearly shows a trend towards 0, and could possibly even hit negative value. Sell everything.
I was right all along!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is proven with a mathematical linear regression, which is used by market experts to forecast future values. This regression clearly shows a trend towards 0, and could possibly even hit negative value. Sell everything.
I was right all along!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Game over man!
I've also applied math to the theory that the earth's plates are constantly moving. I drew a line across the Rocky Mountains. I found that the earth will soon go negative. Invest in space travel NOW. Pics soon.
That's one scary graph, imperi. And the data doesn't lie. As we can all clearly see, the value will most certainly be going into to negative soon.
Thanks for the heads up.
Thanks for the heads up.
Data never lies. Linear regression theory is the most precise economic theory to date. The ups and downs average out to show clearly where everything is headed. Of course there is maybe a 1% chance it will not hit negative, but the chance is about 5 standard deviations away from the linear regression.
Oh jeez.
I'll be back in a few minutes, I'm going to go sell all my BTC to be safe.
That's one scary graph, imperi. And the data doesn't lie. As we can all clearly see, the value will most certainly be going into to negative soon.
Thanks for the heads up.
Thanks for the heads up.
Data never lies. Linear regression theory is the most precise economic theory to date. The ups and downs average out to show clearly where everything is headed. Of course there is maybe a 1% chance it will not hit negative, but the chance is about 5 standard deviations away from the linear regression.
Oh well, it looks like it's time for me to give up Bitcoin then. Maybe it was for the best. Now I...I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."
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