Having worked as a defense contractor I would say the capabilities of the US govt are often over estimated.
It is more like:
The govt contracts to have a machine that locates pennies built. It takes a couple years and millions of dollars but finally a contract is secured for $128M to have DOD penny locating machines mission ready in 5 years. 4 years into the project the administration will change and the new Secretary of Defense will make significant changes to the scope of the project (they now want it to locate dimes also). Significant work will need to be scrapped and redesigned pushing the timeline back 7 years. A couple years into the new project the CBO will report that prior estimates were invalid and the project cost has exploded to $1.3B. Shortly before the project is completed major components will be completely redesigned and a new contractor will take over because now there is a "need" for penny locating machines to be "stealth". Our enemies might be using stealth so we need to also. Now nobody even knows what this vague requirement for "stealth" means so the project will be put on hold (but still burning $24M in taxpayer funds each year) while a separate project is launched to develop "stealth" technology. Some years later (now two decades after original proposal) the stealth technology will be ready but it is incompatible with existing penny locating components. Since that was outside the original contract it will be an additional cost. A side note contractors are much better at writing contracts than the federal government. The good news is integration will "only" cost $12M and take 18 months. However ironically this is where Congress decides to put their foot down. They end up spending $50M over 3 years in investigations, outside analysis, and contracts for alternative designs before concluding that while mistakes were made no laws were broken.
Finally the penny locating machines are deployed nationwide however 5 years prior the US mint had already stopped minting pennies and they are out of circulation. A final contractor gets a juicy contract to securely remove the penny locating machines, dismantle them, and store the parts in case they are needed at some point in the future. All together the project will take nearly 3 decades, cost $2.2B and never locate a single penny outside of testing.
My speculation is based upon the assumption that there is a lot of top secret stuff that some extremely intelligent people are working on. If they can process the human genome, they can find some dude that leaves definitive traces of his actions through a computer.