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Topic: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware (Read 4403 times)

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Small Red and Bad
February 09, 2014, 10:19:40 AM
#21
Haha I just read the review. It's so detailed, I could almost smell it  Grin Damn, she should write a novel or something!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iN7SlPX6cA You're right these things are deadly!
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February 09, 2014, 08:43:49 AM
#20
This might be the best thing I've read. Perhaps a good idea to get some incase your unwanted guests don't want to leave..

Are you sure they'll want to leave once the treats become effective? After all, unlike their car your house has a bathroom or two...

Onkel Paul
I suppose that's true, altho I was thinking more about the pain and aches described in the reviews as a punishment for being a guest who wears out his welcome.
legendary
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February 09, 2014, 08:10:15 AM
#19
This might be the best thing I've read. Perhaps a good idea to get some incase your unwanted guests don't want to leave..

Are you sure they'll want to leave once the treats become effective? After all, unlike their car your house has a bathroom or two...

Onkel Paul
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February 08, 2014, 03:08:44 PM
#18
This might be the best thing I've read. Perhaps a good idea to get some incase your unwanted guests don't want to leave..
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February 05, 2014, 10:20:52 AM
#17
Didn't find any of these funny at all, but do they really give you the shits? Have they replaced the sugar with something that has a laxative effect. I hate all the crap they try replace sugar with. Tastes horrible.

Yeah, a quick google search suggests that they've replaced it with Lycasin, which does indeed give you the shits. I hate all those artificial sweeteners too.

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/01/whats-in-those-haribo-gummy-bears/283162/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycasin

So cheap laxatives with the added bonus of a sugar rush?

Not quite as they replaced the sugar with the Lycasin.
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February 05, 2014, 10:16:10 AM
#16
Didn't find any of these funny at all, but do they really give you the shits? Have they replaced the sugar with something that has a laxative effect. I hate all the crap they try replace sugar with. Tastes horrible.

Yeah, a quick google search suggests that they've replaced it with Lycasin, which does indeed give you the shits. I hate all those artificial sweeteners too.

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/01/whats-in-those-haribo-gummy-bears/283162/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycasin

So cheap laxatives with the added bonus of a sugar rush?
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February 05, 2014, 10:13:16 AM
#15
Didn't find any of these funny at all, but do they really give you the shits? Have they replaced the sugar with something that has a laxative effect. I hate all the crap they try replace sugar with. Tastes horrible.

Yeah, a quick google search suggests that they've replaced it with Lycasin, which does indeed give you the shits. I hate all those artificial sweeteners too.

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/01/whats-in-those-haribo-gummy-bears/283162/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycasin
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February 05, 2014, 09:49:13 AM
#14
Didn't find any of these funny at all, but do they really give you the shits? Have they replaced the sugar with something that has a laxative effect. I hate all the crap they try replace sugar with. Tastes horrible.
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February 05, 2014, 06:25:23 AM
#13
yes, serious anti-depression thread  Grin

Found a real gem by a guy named Darius Hamilton III....

Small extract:

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Stupidly attractive mail lady enters, sees me standing there with no pants, a wife beater, Sperry’s, and a 5 pound bag of Haribo. She drops everything and says “let’s make sugar love” we go at it right there in the mail room. Stank and gummy bears are flying everywhere, peoples packages and letters are getting thrashed, she says it turns her on. The elderly Hispanic janitor walks in. We don’t care, go even harder. He whips out a sax and covers George Michael, it weirds me out but I roll with it.

Seriously read the whole thing, just amazing  Grin

http://www.amazon.com/review/R2RFGSJ2J1WEFG/ref=cm_cr_pr_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000EVQWKC&linkCode=&nodeID=&tag=
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February 05, 2014, 05:42:15 AM
#12
Lol, what the fuck does these contain? Cheesy
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February 04, 2014, 11:42:36 PM
#11

Great gift for each and every one of our congressional representatives.

We must show our gratitude!
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January 22, 2014, 11:37:24 PM
#10
Bump for epic comedy
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January 22, 2014, 09:30:53 PM
#9
When amazon adds a bitcoin payment option you will be able to buy guns, drugs and sugar-free gummy bears with our favorite currency! What a thought!

Onkel Paul

For now we have to buy gift cards with Bitcoins
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January 22, 2014, 07:11:03 PM
#8
I'm at that horrible side of the internet again.
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January 22, 2014, 05:51:36 PM
#7
When amazon adds a bitcoin payment option you will be able to buy guns, drugs and sugar-free gummy bears with our favorite currency! What a thought!

Onkel Paul
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January 22, 2014, 05:44:32 PM
#6
LOL Grin
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January 22, 2014, 12:45:01 PM
#5
I'm still laughing about it a day later  Grin
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January 22, 2014, 03:07:34 AM
#4
Dude it's fckin hilarious as hell Grin Grin
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January 22, 2014, 02:25:11 AM
#3
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The place: BMO Harris Bradley Center
The event: Bucks VS Spurs
The snack: Satan's Diarrhea Hate Bears made by Haribo


This one in particular had me in hysterics Cheesy
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Ad maiora!
January 22, 2014, 02:20:51 AM
#2
vice.com just did an article on this. the reporter ate about 50 and was on the throne all night with the trots. lol. he even posted an audio clip...ewwww.
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