We get a message from someone : "PG is hiding in Congolese bush".
Our war-monkey will find him and will take him to our tribal court.
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~ Elders of the Great Tribe ~
Topic: Dear Diary, (personal--do not read!) (Read 3168 times)
Dear PG !
How are you there ?!
You was not supposed to consume that herdsman,
which we've sent to you with those sheep for your pleasure !
If he is still alive, please send him back to us !
Cuz of now, i dunno what to say our chief Ubama
about said herdsman.
Beware the chief, dear PG !
He is full of good intentions.
You better send herdsman back ( or the rest of him ).
As soon as possible.
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~ Judge of tribe, UKigo ~
How are you there ?!
You was not supposed to consume that herdsman,
which we've sent to you with those sheep for your pleasure !
If he is still alive, please send him back to us !
Cuz of now, i dunno what to say our chief Ubama
about said herdsman.
Beware the chief, dear PG !
He is full of good intentions.
You better send herdsman back ( or the rest of him ).
As soon as possible.
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~ Judge of tribe, UKigo ~
Dear Alpaca !
You are tasty, aren't you !?
Come here, we'll eat you
with spices.
We like alpacas.
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~ UKigo ~
You are tasty, aren't you !?
Come here, we'll eat you
with spices.
We like alpacas.
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~ UKigo ~
Dear Diary,
Today I learnt that others have started their own personal diaries.
Today I learnt that others have started their own personal diaries.
Dear PG !
How are you there ?!
You was not supposed to consume that herdsman,
which we've sent to you with those sheep for your pleasure !
If he is still alive, please send him back to us !
Cuz of now, i dunno what to say our chief Ubama
about said herdsman.
Beware the chief, dear PG !
He is full of good intentions.
You better send herdsman back ( or the rest of him ).
As soon as possible.
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~ Judge of tribe, UKigo ~
How are you there ?!
You was not supposed to consume that herdsman,
which we've sent to you with those sheep for your pleasure !
If he is still alive, please send him back to us !
Cuz of now, i dunno what to say our chief Ubama
about said herdsman.
Beware the chief, dear PG !
He is full of good intentions.
You better send herdsman back ( or the rest of him ).
As soon as possible.
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~ Judge of tribe, UKigo ~
I'm beginning to believe you were born without a belly button.
~Al the Alpaca~
Dear Alpaca !
You are tasty, aren't you !?
Come here, we'll eat you
with spices.
We like alpacas.
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~ UKigo ~
You are tasty, aren't you !?
Come here, we'll eat you
with spices.
We like alpacas.
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~ UKigo ~
Here, alpaca. Come here, boy. Nice, alpaca.
Dear PG !
We are currently at war with neighbouring tribe,
so unable to visit you in your shelter.
As you amassing animals,
We've sent you several of our sheep
for yours unusual lovegames,
which we were happy to watch,
when you and your doc. Becky were here with us last time.
Don't bother -- they are all healthy animals,
and nothing wrong can happen with you or Becky.
When you will exhaust these sheep,
we'll happily send you more.
So enjoy and have fun !
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~ Your Cannibal Ukigo ~
We are currently at war with neighbouring tribe,
so unable to visit you in your shelter.
As you amassing animals,
We've sent you several of our sheep
for yours unusual lovegames,
which we were happy to watch,
when you and your doc. Becky were here with us last time.
Don't bother -- they are all healthy animals,
and nothing wrong can happen with you or Becky.
When you will exhaust these sheep,
we'll happily send you more.
So enjoy and have fun !
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~ Your Cannibal Ukigo ~
Ukigo, you are one sick dude! Can't you see that Bruno has enough problems without you laying more upon him? I did like the tsetse fly post, though. Keep up the good work.
~Al the Alpaca~
Dear PG's diary : I used to have a fear of speed humps. Im getting over it slowly.
C'mon, What's wrong with crack and pot? both can be enjoyable 
^ man and I thought being fake nuts was fun 
Fake? The dude's a crackpot! 
^ man and I thought being fake nuts was fun
Just returned from my seeing my doctor, and she asked how my dairy is coming along, for doing something outside the comfort zone is good therapy to rid the myriad of voices residing in ones head. The following is how the conversation went.
Becky: How are you feeling today, Bruno?
Bruno: I'm feeling better. I took up your suggestion.
Becky: That's great! And how is the dairy coming along?
Bruno: The what?
Becky: The dairy. Are you still with me, or is another voice trying to come through?
Bruno: The dairy. Yea! I've started to amass animals now.
Becky: That's wonderful! How many cows do you currently have?
Bruno: Cows! Umm! So far only one. But I'm planning on getting more soon. I also started a diary since the last time we spoke.
Becky: That's an excellent idea. Make sure you hide it, otherwise others will read it and maybe even write in it.
Bruno: I guess my time is up. Later, doc.
Becky: Take care, Bruno.
Bruno: (walking to the truck talking to myself) Dairy! Cows! How could I be so stupid!
Al the Alpaca: Anything wrong, Bruno?
Bruno: Shut the fuck up! Don't you have a show to do?
Becky: How are you feeling today, Bruno?
Bruno: I'm feeling better. I took up your suggestion.
Becky: That's great! And how is the dairy coming along?
Bruno: The what?
Becky: The dairy. Are you still with me, or is another voice trying to come through?
Bruno: The dairy. Yea! I've started to amass animals now.
Becky: That's wonderful! How many cows do you currently have?
Bruno: Cows! Umm! So far only one. But I'm planning on getting more soon. I also started a diary since the last time we spoke.
Becky: That's an excellent idea. Make sure you hide it, otherwise others will read it and maybe even write in it.
Bruno: I guess my time is up. Later, doc.
Becky: Take care, Bruno.
Bruno: (walking to the truck talking to myself) Dairy! Cows! How could I be so stupid!
Al the Alpaca: Anything wrong, Bruno?
Bruno: Shut the fuck up! Don't you have a show to do?
^ looks to be from the show "The Office"
Dear PG's diary,
I'm highly intoxicated and just got back from a tuesday night kegger.
Sorry for vomiting in you. Oops
I'm highly intoxicated and just got back from a tuesday night kegger.
Sorry for vomiting in you. Oops
I got lost and had a ride inside of a kangaroo
I had a dream last night, and now I have a desire to visit a foreign country. I'm going have to check to make sure that The French-Congo is still in Africa though.
Almost done with my first poop of the day.
~XOXOXO~
Almost done with my first poop of the day.
~XOXOXO~
This is getting out of hand. I now smell some form of animal shit mixed with a myriad of African perfumes. I'm wondering if I'm coming down with synesthesia.
~XOXOXO~
~XOXOXO~
Phinn either ain't got a clue that others are writing in his diary, or he's ignoring all posts. Perhaps posting an image will get his attention.
~Al the Alpaca~
~Al the Alpaca~
Anytime I go out I can't figure if I smell like body odor or the marijuana I just smoked.... Good day to you
$Andrew$
Good day to you $Andrew$
The last couple days I've noticed a musty smell where ever I go. To top it off, I awoke today with one of my pillows destroyed, as if...
~Bruno~
~Bruno~
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