You guys didn't read the whole thing
There IS a happy ending!
No there is no happy ending, this isn't once upon a time TV series, this is just a sad story. happy ending only belongs to Satoshi, almost 1M
BTC. almost 1M BCH and more from other forks. happy ending is buying Bitcoin at $5 and dumping them at $7500.
It's a great read, but I struggle to have any sympathy for someone who made such a moronic set of errors and was only saved by the most extreme alignment of stars.
That pin number for starters is ludicrous and custom designed to scramble anyone's brain. Let's face it, most people don't have what it takes to be their own bank and never will.
If it was possible, Bitcoin would jump girls and beg for bounties+translations on ICO topics for me, I'm OK with everything else Bitcoin is doing for me.
Most people don't have what it takes to be their own banks, we have banks to be the banks for most people.