Did you know you can ship poop using bitcoins?

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Imagine all the people who annoy you the most. An irritating colleague. School teacher. Your ex-wife. Filthy boss. Jealous neighbour. That successful former classmate. Or all those pesky haters. - shitexpress.com/

This is one service that am sure can find its own niche market. Whenever someone is making us angry, we can just use this site to mail that someone some shit...and then we become happy. And with the help of cryptocurrency, there will bitcoiners who are willing to part with their hoard to take some mini-revenge on someone. Fantastic idea.

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That is cool, i am not aware of this happy to know btc can be use to ship poop.

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Quote from: Coinifyx on January 01, 2019, 06:04:09 PM

https://www.shitexpress.com/

I will be using this service very soon Grin

thought you may need this as well

Sure I will be using the service if you gave me your address so I can send to you instantly the poops I would be collected

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Quote from: Artemis3 on April 17, 2019, 02:27:01 PM

Wouldn't this classify as bio-hazard? Wait, are these stored under high pressure for them to pop when opened? Which package company would pick and move those without failing checks? And i fear for the poor people having to inspect those suspicious packages.

No worries, horse manure is not considered bio-hazard.

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Quote from: Artemis3 on April 17, 2019, 02:27:01 PM

Wouldn't this classify as bio-hazard? Wait, are these stored under high pressure for them to pop when opened? Which package company would pick and move those without failing checks? And i fear for the poor people having to inspect those suspicious packages.

The packages aren't packaged to pop, some you can choose what animal's excrement you want sent lmfao Here's a couple of review videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiBSru19R_g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR9dSWLLjJU

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This is the website that became popular in the year of 2017. I remember there is a member that actually use this website and he manages to film it and it is actually true. I don't recommend to use this but if you really into it, I can't do anything about it. This is a legitimate website. Grin

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Wouldn't this classify as bio-hazard? Wait, are these stored under high pressure for them to pop when opened? Which package company would pick and move those without failing checks? And i fear for the poor people having to inspect those suspicious packages.

UliJonHoth

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Eagerly awaiting to hear the results of this from the OP... I had looked into using one of these services a while back to send to a former band member, unfortunately he had moved and I couldn't pin down an address for him lmao

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Quote from: jakelyson on April 16, 2019, 08:54:28 PM

It would be nice to prank someone through this website. But how secure is this service? Would IP addresses be hidden/undisclosed?

You can always use Tor Browser. :-)

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Quote from: jakelyson on April 16, 2019, 08:54:28 PM

It would be nice to prank someone through this website. But how secure is this service? Would IP addresses be hidden/undisclosed?

This truly is disgusting if it will be used to prank someone. I can feel the pain of the receiver if someone will play a prank on me with this one.

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Quote from: yesiam6 on April 16, 2019, 03:37:30 PM

Yes , i've heard about those services but i don't have any enemies worthy of paying money to send them exotic poop
Also the services should add poop "bombs" that make it poopy everywhere once opened , like those glitter bombs that were all the rage a few years ago

Wow that is a bit Machiavellian to open the package explode and fill all poop, actually I think that the person could vomit and vomit a lot, even when it's time to clean all that, and often throw cleaner with a lot of smell, because actually just imagining something like that is supremely disgusting.

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It would be nice to prank someone through this website. But how secure is this service? Would IP addresses be hidden/undisclosed?

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Hahaha sh*t express dude!

Quote from: yesiam6 on April 16, 2019, 03:37:30 PM

Yes , i've heard about those services but i don't have any enemies worthy of paying money to send them exotic poop
Also the services should add poop "bombs" that make it poopy everywhere once opened , like those glitter bombs that were all the rage a few years ago

LOL this is disgusting if ever I'm the receiver, I don't even know what I'm gonna do with that!

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Quote from: yesiam6 on April 16, 2019, 03:37:30 PM

Yes , i've heard about those services but i don't have any enemies worthy of paying money to send them exotic poop
Also the services should add poop "bombs" that make it poopy everywhere once opened , like those glitter bombs that were all the rage a few years ago

Hahaha that's a fucking amazing idea yesiam6!! You should write to these people to telling them about the bomb. They would be fools if they don't add it to their services. Tongue

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Yes , i've heard about those services but i don't have any enemies worthy of paying money to send them exotic poop
Also the services should add poop "bombs" that make it poopy everywhere once opened , like those glitter bombs that were all the rage a few years ago

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https://www.shitexpress.com/

I will be using this service very soon Grin thought you may need this as well

Hahaha I heard about this some years ago when a friend send mi this site https://www.poopsenders.com/
but now with BTC definitely thumps up !!

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I understand that the way to receive this is through the DeepWeb, by the secret boxes that are always commercialized, although I think this is just a joke, because I've seen on YouTube that some Youtubers pay a lot of money for these boxes , that most times they bring such unpleasant things like that and pay it in Bitcoin.

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Quote from: gembirdprivate on January 08, 2019, 12:17:47 PM

Poop? Is this a charity for the animals, or am I wrong?

I'm sorry, what? Cheesy

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Poop? Is this a charity for the animals, or am I wrong?

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Shittiest site I`ve seen. 10/10.

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